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Overall Rating 4 stars
Analgeddon overall rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by picman  on  9/19/2004


Prologue The End Of All Ass As We've Cum To Know It! Quite an ambitious statement. There are some nice asses herein and the women owning them have been known to use them well. Will this be the ultimate anal title as the hype suggests? Let's see.
Ariana Jollee is presented to us in a tease montage displaying her hot body and playing with an interesting butt plug/dildo combo. With her ass warmed up, John Strong enters the scene with a raging hardon. From the other side, Mick Blue appears, and he's ready, too. Ariana has a look on her face like a kid at Christmas. She gives them both a good deep sucking, but they're all ready to get down to business. Strong lays back on the bed and Ariana jumps onto his cock in RCA. Mick uses her toy to play with Ariana's pussy. It's already puffy and wet. I told you she was warmed up. Mick goes to her mouth as Ariana repeatedly takes Strong to his nut sack. She does A2M as Mick reams her pussy. Onto Strong in CG and Mick joins in for the DP. She cleans the cocks off and climbs back on Strong in RCA with Mick again completing the DP. A double suck clean-up and onto Mick in CG. They're not holding positions for very long, but there haven't been any cuts to this point either. Strong invades Ariana's ass to complete another DP and Ariana looks like she's going to blow. She gets her nut and they continue to pound her. Another double suck and tandem clean-up before they go into a flying DP. Ariana cums again and hops off to clean the cocks again. They resume the DP dance and Ariana cums again leading to our first discernible cut. Good work. She mounts Strong in RCA and Mick adds his cock for the DAP. This probably wasn't as easy as it looks because there are two cuts in the beginning as they're getting sorted out in her ass. Cut to DAP in CG. Ariana gets off good on this one and her whole body looks flushed. A2M on Strong and RCA on same. She gapes and Mick fills it. Back on and Ariana squirts. More A2M and a double suck. She hangs her head off the edge of the bed and both guys cum in succession, leaving her with a nice treat to swallow. Joyful PCH and we fade away.
Lena Juliette presents herself to us in a simple black t-shirt with "Rock" emblazoned on the front and a black skirt. No underwear is present and she exposes her pretty body and plays with her ass. She walks naked into a bathroom with a day bed set up next to the tub and Julian lying in wait. Lena goes right to work getting Julian's soft cock hard. He slowly reaches tumescence and Lena gets more playful and deep, bringing tears to her eyes. After he reaches his full glory, Lena sits on it in CG and carefully slides it in. She can really only take about half of it in her pussy but it's bringing the cream. They transition to mish. With her legs pinned back, Julian starts to get some serious depth. Sitting mish to conventional to doggy. Up and over and cut to the anal insertion. Julian works it in pretty deep and goes to the up and over for more. He pulls her back onto him for RCA. He hits some nice spots here and Lena looks to be rapturous, although sometimes uncomfortable. They move to spoon and the transitions have been smooth with positions held for a good amount of time. Lena gets to her knees to suck the cock out of her oven and Julian gives her a closed mouth facial. Lena gives him some playful PCH and the scene fades.
Dana Vespoli Pretty, mischievous looking, Dana Vespoli shows off her smile, nice pierced pussy and awesome ass. She sends an acrylic corkscrew dildo up that ass and walks over to Anthony Hardwood with it embedded. He manipulates it for her and offers it for a taste. Dana double sucks the dildo and Anthony's hard wood, which she then latches onto and takes deep. Dana does some serious gagging as Hardwood plays hide the salami. He face fucks her in an up and over. This is a really fun girl. Anthony spits on her pussy and sticks his dick in missionary. He wraps her in a small package for depth and feeds her juices to her in another face fuck. They move to RC and Dana is really feeling it. She turns it to CG anal after P2M and those beautiful globes just swallow his cock. A2M and up and over doggy anal. More A2M with gagging and some spit swapped. Mish anal and Hardwood really pounds Dana, making her very verbal. Cut to RCA and Dana gets a fierce look on her face as Hardwood continues to ream her. This turns into spoon anal. Anthony pulls out suddenly and leads her quickly to a lounge chair by a pool and spreads Dana out for another mish, only this time in anal. A2M and back to mish vag. He fucks her with energy and pulls out for a scattered facial. Dana cleans him off and then a fade.
Jamie Brooks Dressed in a fishnet cut-off and camouflage skirt, Jamie shows off her killer curves. John Strong and Claudio are waiting on a couch, naked and hard. Jamie goes right to work pumping them up some more. Claudio has her sit on his cock as she leans over to suck Strong. Jamie slams her pussy down hard on Claudio's peg and then sucks her juices off of it as Strong fucks her in spoon. Claudio does her doggy and suggests anal. She's cool with that and off they go. A2M deep throat and Strong gets some head, too. Side entry anal for John and Jamie continues to suck Claudio. A2M deep throat on Strong and then RCA on Claudio. Jamie is in a fuck frenzy. More A2M and back to RCA. Strong fills her pussy for the DP. Gape and return. She sucks both cocks and mounts Claudio in CG. Her wide open sphincter is probed by Strong's pole. Jamie's arms, face and chest are totally flushed and her ass is red from some spanking Claudio's administering. Claudio fucks her in CG anal and Jamie asks for a DAP. They cut to a conventional RCDP. She cleans both cocks and mounts Claudio in CG. Strong completes the DP once again. A2M on Strong. CG anal on Claudio and then a switch to her pussy. He picks her up and Strong completes the DP. She's lain on the couch with her head hanging over the edge and they take turns fucking her face. Jamie rims Strong. Cut to another flying DP and oral clean up. She rims Claudio. Jamie hops on Strong in CG and Claudio completes the DP. More tandem cock sucking and then they take turns fucking her face. Claudio wraps her into a small package and fucks her ass and then the pussy. Strong fucks Jamie in RCA and Claudio soon joins in for the DP. Cut to the moneyshots and Jamie gets a face full of cum. She never did get her double anal.
Gia Jordan Gia Jordan is a woman who has captivated me since I first saw her in Cum In My Mouth. I love her enthusiasm and her non-conventional beauty. The mix of cultures that leaves her with beautiful light brown skin, a pear shape with headlights blazing and a big round ass. She's dressed in red and even has a ruby colored butt plug. Gia approaches Chris Charming out on a patio where he's already buck naked and hard as a rock. Gia works to deep throat his monster cock and Chris helps to guide her. She gets her nose to his pubes, but doesn't quite get her lips there. Gia tells Chris to bypass her pussy, she wants to be fucked in the ass. He mounts her in an up and over doggy anal. He reams her and has her back that ass up on his cock. Gia sits on his cock in CG anal. Those monster globes of hers really fill the frame and Chris really fills her ass. A2M leading to RCA gives us a good shot of Gia's body. Her pussy looks really hot. It's a shame it's not getting much action, outside of the occasional hand action. They walk around the pool to another lounge chair and engage in a spoon anal. A2M and back to spoon. More A2M and mish anal with Gia's legs on Chris' shoulders and penetration is deep. He gets extra active in her ass and brings his cock to her face for a nice facial.
Epilogue This was a good DVD but not the end of all ass as I know it. Nice try, though. There aren't any weak scenes and Ariana, Jamie and Dana were fairly inspired. I was surprised that Julian didn't appear in more than one scene since he and Chris Charming are the only guys in this production weilding true ass wreckers. To sum it up, there's good anal action with some great looking butt sluts. What's not to like?
The Disk Photo shoot, cumshot recap, photo gallery, BTS and some trailers. I enjoyed the BTS, especially Dana's segment.
Recommendation Good rental and worth a purchase at the right price.

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