What I Liked:
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The DVD had seven scenes, which is more than the usual fuck flick, and it boasted a good cross-section of the female talent at Killergram/Porno Static.
The first scene got things off to a good start with Mai Bailey with turned in a good performance, and Ariana Mistry showed up to help her fellow Persian pal by assisting with the requisite blowjobs. Moreover, although there seemed to be only two guys, Mai ended up receiving four blasts of jizz.
Elizabeth M. Lawrence scene had a good vibe to it, and the stripper-like stage sets just the right tone. Elizabeth gave some lucky stud a slightly messy blowjob, replete with occasional gags and quacks. After sucking on her partnerís love muscle, Elizabeth tries out some cowgirl riding that elicits some sexy sounding talk. (Itís that accent alright). Ms. Lawrence gets banged in both holes thanks to a very good bout of doggie, followed by getting sodomized in both reverse-cowgirl and regular cowgirl.
some blonde power gets delivered by Loz Lorrimar. Although her ďlookĒ is eh, okay (just my opinion though)she does know how to bring some heat to filmed fucking. She blows two studs at the start, and even deep throats (albeit very briefly) one guy. As expected with a B/B/G scene, Loz ends up getting banged in a rather decent bridge position and after a while, we get to see some DP action. Tha DP inspires Loz to spout off some dirty talk, but the missionary-style butt banging gets her filthy vocab really going.
Iíve wanted to see Lyka Lopez in action for some time, and now here was my chance. She definitely has a wonderful face and body, and when sheís going down, her eyes seem to light up as she sucks and strokes her lucky partnerís tubesteak. Our couple skips the vaginal intercourse and goes right to some buttfucking, with Lyka impaling her poop-chute by means of some reverse-cowgirl anal. Lyka later moves on to some spoon anal and A2M, and unlike the other scenes, Lyka herself strokes and strokes her partner off into her mouth. Afterward, Lyka dishes out some post-come head.
Rio Mariah demonstrates some cock-induced fervor at the onset when she starts blowing two guys. Thereís some cowgirl that leads to some DP.
The slinky and sexy Skylar McKay is no stranger to getting tapped in her tushy. She appears positively beaming while giving a come hither look. Soon enough, Skylar is blowing a guy, and then two other studs add their wangs. Skylar is soon caught up in the middle of a bridge position, and at one point, Skylar gets fucked in doggie with a buttplug wedged in her ass, (Ah, some prep work). Some cowgirl style fucking immediately morphs into a cowgirl style DP, with a quick dose of airtight action. Thereís a good assortment of anal positions, all of which eventually trigger some DNA shots from Skylarís pals.
To end off the DVD is the exotic and erotic Ariana Mistry. Following a short bit of tease, Ariana finds herself surrounded by a trio of cocks, but being the consummate fuck-vixen she is, she loses little time servicing any and all cocks. Ariana also offers up some additional tease (like showing off her soon to be fucked butt-hole) as well as riding some studís face. Ariana eventually climbs onto one stud, and after getting her fishnets torn open, gets a good cowgirl style spearing. Subsequently, Ariana gets fucked in a bridge position, and one of the studs gets to work his cock in and out of Arianaís sphincter. Later, Ms. Mistry gets to partake of some spoon-style shucking while she blows another stud. In fact, both of Arianaís holes get some attention, and given the long pause with some studs tool buried in Arianaís ass, one is tempted to speculate as to a possible anal creampie. At the end of the scene, Ariana get her ass and her backdoor glazed.
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What I Disliked:
I was digging Skylarís scene, and she at the end, she took two loads onto her butt hole. He last dude fucked in missionary until he came on her stomach. Then the guy licked up his own spooge and dripped it into Skylarís mouth...oh hell the fuck no. Moreover, the look sported by both Loz and Rio just didnít do anything for me. The camerawork in the first scene occasionally felt a bit crowded and rushed.
Not much here, but there are a half dozen Trailers, with my favorite being the one showcasing Young Harlots: Gang Bang.
My number number one reason for getting Anal Rehab was to see Ariana Mistry get it up the wazoo, and it was a darned good thing. Of course, seeing Elizabeth Lawrence in action was icing on the cake. Some of that icing also included Lyka Lopezís scene. I like her look, and she her anal efforts were certainly appreciated. (Sadly, word has it that Lyka is no longer in the business. HmmmÖlate to the party again). But on the other hand, the thing about the man to woman cumswap at the end of Skylarís scene really killed the mood, although Arianaís scene just about made up for it. When all is said and done, with the exception of the aforementioned issues, Anal Rehab gets something of a nod from me.