I have always been a huge of Aurora’s work as a performer. She is the classic, cute, girl next door type but is a nasty performer in front of the camera. This doesn’t mean that she can direct of course, but given that she also appeared as a performer and because I had been quite impressed with Mayhem’s Preview Disc that I had picked up in Vegas, I thought I would take a chance on this title.
The ‘plot’, or more aptly, the premise for the movie, is that the girls have formed a slut club and are trying to out do each other by fucking as many guys as possible. Unfortunately, their parents have discovered the game and have grounded all of them as a punishment. Fortunately, the girls manage to find and fuck guys despite the curfew much to the chagrin of Aurora.
The opening scene features brunette, Veronica Jett, who, despite being grounded, manages to fuck her brother’s friend, James Deen.
This one on one scene features missionary, cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl and then we cut to spoon anal but the scene finishes a little prematurely with a sprayed facial.
Veronika reminds me a little of Jasmine Bryne with her short hair and petite body but without being quite as cute but similarly nasty. A solid scene to open the film, but no more than that.
The second scene features Frenchie, who doesn’t sound in the least bit French, and who, in the Behind the Scenes footage, makes a fair stab at being the world’s most stupid porn star, the holder of which I would guess to be very stupid.
Fortunately, Frenchie does know her way around a cock and gives some good head before climbing on for a cowgirl but leaving her upper garments on (some people like this kind of thing). They are gradually taken off however, and Frenchie sports a decent pair of small to medium breasts.
The anal takes place in missionary and piledriver and at one point I thought that Bob was talking to a parrot as he keeps saying things such as “Frenchie likes anal” and “Who likes anal? Frenchie does”. There is plenty of ass to mouth towards the end of the scene and matters conclude with a sprayed facial, although Frenchie’s lips remain tightly shut.
This scene had an awkward amateur feel to it, which might interest some people but which did nothing for me. Frenchie was not particularly attractive and the incessant parrot talk started to grate after a few minutes.
Cover girl Staci Thorn shows her commitment to the slut club by fucking Dirty Harry, who wouldn’t make the cover of a cereal box. Staci has definitely grown on me since I saw her a few months back and here she sports a lovely all over tan and firm, slim body with perky little tits.
Staci gives some excellent slurpy head but she looks particularly good in reverse-cowgirl with her little tits jiggling We then have an overly long doggie before the scene cuts suddenly to missionary anal. The definite highlight of the scene however, is a RCA with Staci leaning forward so we can see her tits jiggling again. Obviously Harry enjoyed it as well as he can hold back no longer and gives Staci a healthy dollop of spunk on her tongue which she dutifully swallows.
Staci was hot in this scene and there was some great RCA action, although a few more positions would have helped.
Technically, Victoria should be the biggest slut because she has two guys to fuck her and she wastes no time in blowing Julian while being pumped by Chris from behind. The action then moves to missionary while Victoria’s mouth gets fucked from above.
The action now cuts to RCA with Victoria expertly blowing Chris with no hands (a very talented girl). She then calls for Chris to put his dick in her pussy, to make a RC sandwich, but the action cuts instead to a cowgirl DP. The guys now take turns in stretching her ass in doggie before a disappointing double facial.
Victoria is attractive, but this scene had similar faults to the other scenes in that there was some unnecessary cutting and the scene seemed to finish a little prematurely.
Aurora is becoming so desperate that she phones the geek next door, Devlin Weed, to come and fuck her (why can’t I have neighbours like her) and then bitches because he doesn’t come right over (well she has a point).
Aurora goes for a simple outfit of pink top, little white skirt and white ankle socks for that teen look.
The geek arrives and Aurora wastes little time in deep throating his cock and then climbing on for some some reverse-cowgirl action. Spoon position is the highlight of the scene with great shots of Aurora’s lean body getting pounded. This short scene ends with missionary and a facial.
Perhaps I’m becoming an anal delinquent myself, but I expected anal in this scene not only because the title would suggest that but because its Aurora. Perhaps Aurora has retired from doing anal on film, and I for one wouldn’t blame her, but this scene was more of a couples’ scene and seem out of place in a gonzo movie like this.
The Behind the Scenes footage is a little limited but otherwise this is not such a bad package. There are interviews with all the girls, (catch the one with Frenchie) and biographies of both the female and the male performers. Special praise also has to go to the gallery, which is split up into glamour, hard and behind the scenes, which given the current rules governing screen shots on ADT, makes my life as a reviewer so much easier. No bonus scene or extra footage however, which is a standard feature with most titles these days.
QUOTE OF THE FILM
“Come on Frenchie. Take it like a man.”
I have too many issues with this film to recommend it.
My first issue is with the Aurora Snow scene. The title of the film is Anal Delinquents, the box cover mentions “100% Anal Mayhem”, yet inexplicably, the Queen of Anal does a run of the mill non-anal scene. This may have been forgivable had this scene been a bonus scene, but otherwise, for an Aurora fan like myself, it was a major let down.
Secondly, a number of the scenes had a rushed feel to them, with only a limited number of positions, by modern gonzo standards, and some cutting from one position to another which hindered the natural flow of the scene.
Thirdly, Aurora’s teenage bitch impression was amusing at first but began to grate after a while and you can’t help but feel that this time could have been used to give the viewer more fuck for their buck.
I haven’t seen any other mayhem or Aurora titles but it would have to have a pretty strong cast to entice me to purchase it. All in all, not worth a purchase and only a rental if you are a fan of Staci.
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