|Tongue in Groove|
The Little Details
Running Time: 130 min.
Production Date: 3 / 10 – 13 / 2005
Director: Simbo Super B (credited to Nick Orleans on the cover)
Cast: Crissy Cums, Goldie Coxx, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Taylor Rain, Trina Michaels, Veronica Jett, Chris Cannon, Ethan Cage, John West, Scott Nails, Talon, and Tony Tedeschi
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Bad Seed hasn't been impressing me with what they've done. I can't get my hopes up for this one despite an impressive cast.
Initial Reaction: It's a bust, all right.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of the cast
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal first timers
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark. The audio is fairly clear and pretty well balanced, and I didn't notice any major background noises. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen and has a grainy presentation that's all too noticeable. It's lit decently, but there's something about the ratio that seems just a little off.
Menus: The main menu blends the boxcover still with a little generic animation for an okay at best first impression. The chapter menu is very generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
The FeatureAnal Cherry Busters mixes things up a little. Sometimes the scenes start with the girls teasing the camera and sometimes it starts with a little 'naughty massage' opening. Regardless, somebody's going to take it in the ass by the end of the scene.
|Scene 1 – Goldie Coxx, Veronica Jett, and Talon|
Blonde Goldie starts out bent over a pool table as brunette Veronica checks her out from behind and lets her have a sniff of her panties. Veronica strips down and gets on the table for Goldie to tongue her ass before she works on it with a glass toy and they each suck it clean. As Goldie goes back to playing with Veronica from behind, plastic surgery gone wrong poster boy Talon arrives with a cock for Veronica to suck. The girls drop to their knees to work Talon over orally, and he helps them to each take it down their throat repeatedly. Veronica bends over the pool table for Talon to start taking her from behind with Goldie staying right there to offer up a bit of oral help cleaning off his cock. They move to the couch where Veronica impales her shitpussy on Talon's cock reverse cowgirl style as Goldie rubs her pussy and sucks Talon's cock clean again. Veronica continues to take it in her shitpussy missionary style before they head back to the pool table for Goldie to get her pussy fucked missionary style. Goldie also lets Talon fuck her pussy from behind before she gets down to take a nice pop from Talon and then swaps it back and forth with Veronica.
This is an okay scene. The focus seems to lean heavily towards Veronica, and although Goldie does get into the opening play pretty well she rarely brought much to the scene. Her lack of taking it in the ass in what sounds to be a heavy anal movie made her very forgettable here, and with the weak editing and camera work that seemed to be all over the place in the scene that forgettable feeling grew quite a bit throughout the scene. In fact, the only thing I really wanted more of in this scene was Veronica, who did do a very nice job throughout the entire scene. This was a very average scene.
|Scene 2 – Kelly Wells and Scott Nails|
As Kelly lays down for a massage from Scott she can't help but think he's looking at her asshole, which of course he is. He gives it a little spit and massages it before sliding a thumb and then a finger in. He works her up to four fingers as he plays with her asshole and spanks her cheeks, and even gives Kelly a taste of her ass before she gags on his cock laying on the massage table and stooping down in front of him. She gets back up for Scott to fuck her from behind and gives him a little more oral before laying back for him to fuck her missionary style in each of her holes. Kelly also impales her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style before sucking it clean, and then lets Scott pop on her ass after fucking it doggie style.
This scene did very little for me. Kelly rarely does much due to a neediness that often comes out in her performances, and that comes through this time as well. The scene also felt like it was really being held back, and as Kelly tried to see how much she could gag on Scott's cock he never really brought anything other than a hard cock and never seemed to give her any encouragement either. The neediness of Kelly Wells and a feeling like the scene was being held back made this one a complete dud for me.
|Scene 3 – Hillary Scott and John West|
Hillary starts things out hanging out or her red leopard print bra and panties talking about how horny she is and how much she wants a cock as John comes in to join her. She bends over so he can worship her and finger her briefly before dropping down to work him over with her mouth, tits, and throat. Hillary climbs up to ride John cowgirl style before turning around for the mandatory reverse cowgirl, and then gets down on all fours so he can et her ass before fucking it doggie style. Of course Hillary takes a break to suck his cock clean, and she gives him plenty of vocal encouragement as he reams her rectally. She rolls over to let John work on her ass missionary style before getting back on all fours for some pussy doggie fucking. Finally, John pulls out and unloads on Hillary's ass.
This scene might make it to the level of just okay. As always, Hillary makes taking a cock up her shitpipe look like a work of art, and is cute as can be. John is pretty good, but he appears to have some wood problems for the anal missionary and just doesn't bring much other than a hard cock. Yes, he seems like a nice guy from what I've seen of him in behind the scenes featurettes, but he just doesn't seem able to really kick it up and deliver a smoking hot scene when he's with a girl like Hillary that's very capable of it. My other problem with this scene is Hillary in a movie titled Anal Cherry Busters. Like Kelly Wells shes' easily earned the title of anal queen, but the movie title suggests first time anal action. This is an okay at best scene.
|Scene 4 – Crissy Cums, Chris Cannon, and Talon|
Older looking redhead Crissy starts her scene out laying back on a bed with her panties pulled to the side playing with herself and talking about taking on two cocks at once. She plays with herself a bit before she's joined by a pair of cocks and goes right to sucking them and letting them skullfuck her. She bends over so Chris can tongue her holes and play with her pussy as she sucks Talon and then lays back to suck Chris while Talon fucks her missionary style. Chris gets in a little doggie pussy fucking before taking Crissy's ass as she lies on her side sucking Talon. The guys continue to work her ass over in reverse cowgirl, pile driver, and doggie as Crissy vocally urges them to fuck her ass and mouth at the same time as well as squeaking like she's trying to communicate with dolphins. Finally the guys pop on her ass as she bends over playing with her pussy.
This scene just didn't do it for me. The camera work is weak with the scene looking dark and amateurish. Crissy's vocal as can be, but is vocal in a way that had me laughing rather than growing a bulge in my pants. This scene is weak all around.
|Scene 5 – Taylor Rain and Tony Tedeschi|
Tony starts out massaging Taylor's ass as she wears a pair of pink mesh panties with pink platform dress boots. He pulls her panties to the side to tongue her ass while playing with her pussy as well as stretching out her ass with four fingers. Taylor sucks his cock and lets him fuck her face before sitting back and letting him fuck her missionary style. She rolls to her side a bit for Tony to start fucking her ass, and also lets him fuck her ass from behind. Finally, Tony busts a nut on Taylor's butt.
This is another disappointing scene. Taylor looks dead through most of the scene while Tony just plain looks creepy as can be. Thankfully the camera seemed like it was trying to cut him out, which makes this one of those rare times where cutting half of the people out of a scene seems like a good idea. There isn't much for vocals or chemistry, and the entire scene left me bored more than anything. This is a very disappointing Taylor Rain scene.
|Scene 6 – Trina Michaels and Ethan Cage|
Decent looking bottle blonde Trina start her scene showing off in a little black outfit before tattooed Ethan starts worshiping her ass and rubbing her pussy from behind. He pulls down her shorts to tongue her ass before working it over with a couple fingers and then lets Trina work him over orally in return. Ethan fucks her pussy from behind before Trina impales her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. She also gets in a little cowgirl anal and anal spooning before letting Ethan pop on her ass.
This is another scene that just doesn't make it to the average mark. Trina looks pretty good (despite her fugly canvas Con shoes) and puts out some nice energy and vocals. Unfortunately Ethan brings nothing but a hard cock to the scene and whenever the camera captures his face he looks bored as can be. He also seems content to just lay there and let Trina do all the work rather than trying to put a little something into the scene himself. This is yet another scene that just didn't do it.
Anal Cherry Busters is a disappointing release. Yes, the girls all take it up the ass, but they all do it with an ease that makes it look like they've been experiencing anal sex regularly ever since the football team introduced each of them to it when they wandered into the locker room years ago. Yes, it can be quite the sight to see Kelly Wells, Hillary Scott, and Taylor Rain each take four fingers up their ass, but that's not exactly an experience for somebody who's getting their anal cherry busted. Throw in a lack of chemistry for most of the scenes, some average at best camera work, and the feeling that a lot of the action is being held back so that it doesn't get too nasty and you have a movie that doesn't work as a first time anal movie or as a standard anal movie. Anal Cherry Busters has some nice talent, but it never pulls it together enough to ever make it much beyond the average mark.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Your Ass Is Mine, Hot Squirts, Double Shocker, Just Popped In!, Pick-Up Girls 2, Big Gulps, and Black Poles in Dark Holes. The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes and pants around each photo for eight seconds. I hate this style and didn't last fifteen seconds because of it. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and a bonus scene.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts about fifteen minutes. After a bit of Goldie and Veronica taking on Talon, Goldie shows off for the camera and has a few words with Veronica adding in a bit as well. It moves on to show them getting it on with Talon again as well as showing Taylor and Trina's scenes being shot. After Trina hangs out a bit you get to see Kelly's scene being shot. This is a boring as heck behind the scenes featurette. There isn't a single thing to this featurette that adds anything to the DVD, as most of it just shows cameras pointing at things you've already seen. Pass this featurette by so you can use the time for something that might matter.
|Bonus Scene – Denice Klarskov and Scott Nails|
The bonus scene comes from Just Popped In. Denice starts out in a little black outfit, panties, and stockings bent over and talking about how she's ready to get fucked before Scott walks in with a hard cock and goes right to fucking her from behind. She turns around to suck him clean while also working in a bit of stroking before riding him in both of the cowgirls. They also get in some missionary work and spooning before Scott strokes himself into Denice's pussy as well as letting her have a drop on her thigh. Afterwards Denice lets it run out and takes a taste off her finger and Scott's cock.
This is a pretty good scene. Denice looks good and there's nice chemistry between her and Scott. They keep the action moving nicely and the cream pie appears to be real. This is a decent scene.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, lesbian, group, toys, anal, ass to mouth, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Bad Seed's DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Aim very low here. The first time anal sex theme comes off as a joke with how experienced all of the girls look and even if there wasn't the first time anal theme the scenes would lack. There's a little effort put into the extras, but the technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark. This is a disappointing release.
Note to Bad Seed: If you're going to do a movie that sounds like it's about first time anals, it would be nice if you used a few girls who weren't known for being huge anal whores.
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