Anal Buffet (2008)
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THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, All Sex, Interracial, Lesbian, Toys
Starring: Bobbi Starr, Loona Luxx, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, Harmony Rose, Tricia Oaks, Annette Schwarz, Carmella Bing, Aaliyah Jolie, Adrianna Nicole (bonus scene), Mick Blue, Mark Wood, Criss Strokes, Marco Banderas, Chris Charming, Jon Jon & Ben English (bonus scene)
Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin
This will be my final review for a Jay Sin flick for awhile. Until or unless he cranks out something else hype. This one also has a brilliant cast, like most of his flicks. I sincerely hope I’m not disappointed with this one like I was with Deep Anal Abyss. So far, I’ve seen four essential flicks from this man, with Pretty Sloppy and Gape Lovers 3 being his most flawless and essential works. Let me see what’s up with this one.
Bobbi Starr & Loona Luxx
Bobbi Starr opens up her personal toy box and pulls out some toys. Dropping her lace panties, she buries the toys deep in her ass and pushes them out (or “shits them out”, whatever you want to call it) and does A2M to them. Loona Luxx shows up, wearing some loud neon blue spandex, kisses Bobbi’s lips, Bobbi pulls her pants down, spits in Loona’s asshole to lube it up. Pants come off and they kiss until Bobbi eats Loona’s pussy out. They play with and a multiple of toys, stuffing them in each others butts. While this g/g action is hot, it starts out slow and quiet. Plus, it’s longer than necessary. This isn’t unusual from Jay Sin’s point of view. Sometimes, though, it can make certain viewers bored and lose interest. Mick Blue appears and fucks Loona in the ass first, doggystyle. A2M for Bobbi. A new toy goes in and out Loona’s butt before he slides back in. The girls take turns sucking the dick back and forth. Loona rides so right in cowgirl. Strictly anal! More A2M. Then Bobbi rides anally, in cowgirl. Bobbi takes the plunging that Loona didn’t get. More A2M. It goes back in Loona’s ass, doggystyle. Loona comes. Mick strokes on their mouths.
Lexi Love & Chelsie Rae
Lexi & Chelsie are on a beach, playing in sand, running, playing with a beach ball and shit. They meet Mark Wood nearby in the sticks away from the beach. He cracks out some oil, rubbing it all on their bodies. Back to front. Lexi is the first to get naked, who’s wearing more makeup than necessary. Chelsie takes her drawers off and they bend over doggystyle. Lots or oil rubbed on them. They lay on their bellies. He spreads them open, exposing their butt holes. They jiggle a lot and Chelsie hops on Lexi’s back, humping her back. They both blow him and Chelsie is the first to ride, RCG anal. Lexi then rides in cowgirl. A2M. The girls switch up and ride anally in various positions. Lexi squirts, too. The guy comes on Lexi’s butt after he hits it doggystyle. This scene is a waste. A filler.
Tricia Oaks & Carmella Bing
Carmella & Tricia are female cops. Both are busty and bootylicious. Carmella locks herself in a cage, taunting Criss Strokes, who is handcuffed behind a chair he’s confined to. She shows off her tits and big butt, bouncing it, making her booty clap after pulling her thong off, exposing all of her rectum. Criss pulls himself to her and that’s when she switches out the cage and puts him in there. She calls Tricia, her aide. They check out his big dick and they grind on it with their buttocks. Tricia pulls her skirt down, saying she wishes he was deep in her asshole. They both give him a BJ. Tricia licks all on Carmella and the dude is no longer handcuffed. Tricia stands up, cocks her leg all the way up to where her heel is at the top of the cage and Criss starts fucking her pussy, with her booty meat hanging out. And the action is shot underneath at first. Carmella drops her drawers with more nice butt shots of the two. More BJ before Carmella pulls out a baton-shaped dildo. Tricia bends over, they spit in her ass and give her analingus before pushing the baton up her ass. More spit goes in her before Criss spends quality time with Tricia’s ass, doggystyle. A2M, asshole tasting is all included here. Criss fucks Tricia’s ass some more in missionary. After awhile, Carmella finally gets it in her ass, doggystyle with some hot analingus between the action. While this was a very hype scene, it should have had more energy and should have lasted longer. But either way, this was as hot as the first scene in this flick.
The first scene on the second disc stars Harmony Rose. She’s about to get manhandled and sodomized by three dudes at the same time. She sits on all three of their faces, grinding them. They get her pussy before dicking her up the ass, in various positions and giving her a nasty DP, in various positions. There’s some power exchange. The guys sit together and she rides them all with her nasty booty and they service her by doing all the work as she does nothing. The guys come on her face. While this isn’t a flawless victory, this is one of Harmony’s greatest scenes, ever, right along with her scenes from Gape Lovers 3 (with Phoenix Marie) and Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 2.
Annette Schwarz & Aaliyah Jolie
Let me say, I am not feeling Aaliyah Jolie. She reminds me of Alana Evans, a woman who some would call “trashy”. I can stomach her better than I can Jayda Diamonde, though. Her and Annette Schwarz wear the same gear Aline & Kream wore for their scene together in Deep Anal Abyss; blue-jean daisy dukes and thong bikinis. Aaliyah is the first one to have her ass exposed and played in by Annette, along with the use of toys. Again, this g/g action is longer than necessary, boring the fuck out of me. It isn’t until about 25 minutes where Annette finally takes off her daisy dukes and shows off what she’s got! Annette sits on Aaliyah’s face and she tastes all in Annette’s butt. This is when the action gets so much better and graphic. Anal beads go up Annette’s butt. More toys, A2M & ass eating. Jon Jon appears, a young black stallion, and gets his dick sucked sloppy, mostly by Annette. Aaliyah is the first to get fucked by him, doggystyle. Jon Jon has the sexual virility of Maxx Black (a young black porn star who did many scenes for Evasive Angels). Aaliyah takes it anally in various positions. There’s A2M and Annette takes it in her ass in various positions, which is the highlight of this interracial threesome. This scene had a lot of potential, but turned out to be an overall disappointment, with very few nice moments. I have seen better interracial sex scenes and better scenes from Jay Sin.
BONUS SCENE: Annette Schwarz & Adrianna Nicole
This is an alternate version of the criminally legendary scene Annette Schwarz & Adrianna Nicole did together for Deep Anal Abyss; an already-long sex scene that was eminent enough to make an entire skin flick worth buying. This is not the same exact 65-plus-minute scene from that movie. This is an alternate take, which is 43 minutes long and stars a different dude, named Ben English. This scene is almost as hot as the original. The two ladies eat each other out, play in each others butts, Adrianna slaps Annette’s face and dominates her before Ben comes in, butt-fucking them both so nasty, with lots of A2M. 28 minutes into the scene, Adrianna takes a very rough, grudge-fuck in the ass from this dude, Rocco Siffredi style. So, whether you love it or hate it, watch out for it. Although it doesn’t last very long. Ben fucks Adrianna more than he does Annette. This scene is a flawless victory, but just not as nasty, legendary, energetic and influential as the original.
Another fully-loaded 2DVD set, this one is a little more loaded than the average Jay Sin DVD. Simply because there’s a bonus scene that lasts at 43 minutes. There’s a huge photo gallery, 3 trailers, BTS footage, a short interviews section, bloopers, outtakes/deleted scenes, cast info… you know, the usual.
Well, I kind of saw it coming, that this flick wasn’t going to be in the same league as the other five I’ve seen. And yes, Deep Anal Abyss is a much better flick than this Anal Buffet. Officially, the weakest Jay Sin flick out of the 6 I have seen altogether. Usually, his flicks are a mixed bag. There’s usually 2 or 3 scenes with a guy fucking the women while the other scenes are all-girl sex. In Anal Buffett, there’s some g/g action with a guy appearing later in each scene fucking the women like crazy. Harmony Rose’s scene has no g/g action, however. His flicks usually last over 4 hours. This one is only 3 and ½ hours. A pretty simple flick without a lot of substance, the greatest scenes in this entire flick are scenes 3 (Tricia Oaks & Carmella Bing) and 4 (Harmony Rose). IMV, this flick is not worthy of buying at all. Rent it and watch it a time or two, then leave it be. It just doesn’t hold a lot of replay value at all. Thanks to the bonus scene, I’ll up the overall rating only because of that. If a DVD is fully loaded, I usually add 2% to the overall rating. But I’m adding an extra .5% because of the bonus scene.
Replay/Stroke Value: 72% - Very mild.
OVERALL RATING: 87.8% - Rent it.