Running time: 1 hour 44 minutes
- 5 scenes of "nice" anal sex
- all ladies take it up the ass, one good facial, and an acceptable facial
Jenna Haze, a doe-eyed cute little pig-tailed brunette is paired up with overly pierced (including cock pierced) Slim in a bedroom. The do the usual sex-by-numbers, i.e. she sucks him, he eats her, the have normal sex in a couple positions, they have anal sex, the guy pops a spray on her hair and face. Some good eye contact during the post-pop head but nothing too exciting.
Alexandra, a slightly older looking blonde/brunette with a clit piercing, gets her rectum fingered by Lawrence before she goes down orally on him. More sex by the numbers ending with a weak pop shot.
Hershel ends up in bed with Layla, a Brit babe with long blonde locks (extensions), and fellow Brit slut bomb Jessie J. Both ladies, by definition, are porn queens. Hershel is really looking old and leathery, which doesn’t make the scene pleasant. All participants go through the numbers, with Jessie doing some bi-action with Layla (nice). Thankfully we don’t have more sex by the numbers with this scene, we actually have Jessie tongue lapping Layla as she gets butt-fucked. The scene ends with a respectable dribble on both of the blonde’s faces.
Jewels, an average looking brunette, gets a tennis ball stuck on her nose (not making this up) prompting medical care from Jennifer and Peter in a bedroom. Jennifer, a tattooed blonde with big fake hooters, starts carpet-munching on Jewels which initiates the mostly standard sex to follow. The only deviations were some ass-licking and some ass-to-mouth knob polishing (not standard fare for Peter North movies). Peter launches his award winning wad across both actress’s faces to end the scene (a little grimacing from Jewels who probably wanted to be elsewhere at the time).
Looking good in a white tennis shirt, oriental beauty Jade Marcella engages TT Boy on a couch. With the exception of increased aggressiveness on the part of TT Boy on Jade, this scene is almost a mirror image of all the rest. Jade is probably the bet looking one of the bunch and does look good facing the camera sucking a cock or riding with one pounded into her ass. TT Boy’s consistently lame wad gets lapped up by Jade to close the scene.
Audio quality – good
Video quality - not as good as previous, some bad lighting, too much blockiness
Extras – behind the scenes, photo gallery, web sites
The "plot" centers around a family and friends pairing off and sleeping with each other. There seems to be a sub-plot with people trying to find the family cat (actually listed in the credits), which explains how each couple pairs off. Actually, I found the whole episode boring so some of the plot intricacies might be off. Who cares about the plot anyways, fuck the plot, no wait show the people fucking – that’s what the movie is about.
I have this rule for genre movies like "anal" movies: at least a third of the movie should be dedicated to that genre and anything below a fourth of the movie is just bullshit and a waste of my purchase or rental. If the title has "lesbian orgy", I would expect to see more girl on girl action than hetero action. The same applies to anal movies, where this one almost falls short.
Compared to all the other “Anal Addicts” movies, this one is by far the worst of the lot. The performers aren’t as a whole more attractive and the DVD mastering is not at the same quality as previous offerings. The camera work and scene progression in this series and the "North Pole" series has always been awful in my opinion. I most cases you could script robot into each scene with the same results.
The "Peter North’s Anal Addicts" series does have some good things going for it. For one, it is not an all out rectum-wrecking extreme sleaze-fest that other video lines attempt to be. There isn’t a camera filming up a gaping rectum all the time. Disgusting sideshow gimmicks like ass-to-mouth and sphincter licking are kept to a minimum. You might actually consider this "couples" anal, something you and your loved one can put on the big screen and get all cuddly-romantic with by the fireplace, slowly nodding off under the blanket, then awakening in the mood to corn-hole each other. Unfortunately, the nice-anal series needs a new direction, some edge, more attractive male and female performers, and probably Peter himself in more than one scene, to get my interest again.
Rating: 2 out of 5 stars