|Phil Thee G|
Starring Jewels, Jennifer Steele, Alexandra Silk, Jenna Haze, Layla Jade, Jessie J, Jade Marcella (and JC the pussycat).
Also starring Peter North, Joel Lawrence, Herschel Savage, TT Boy, and Slimm Shady XXX.
SCENE ONE : Jenna Haze and Slimm Shady XXX. She climbs in through a window and soon is giving the guy a bj. He helps her out of her top and soon out of her shorts. He goes down on her and she gives more bj. He fucks her pussy in a couple of positions and moves onto her ass. After fucking her ass in a couple of positions, he cums all over her face.
--I’ve said it before but I’ll repeat, Jenna Haze has the face of an angel, but man, can she fuck like the devil. This scene wasn’t as extreme as the other scenes I’ve seen her in, but she is still hot nonetheless. I am in love with this girl, I know I’ve probably said the same thing about other girls, but right now, she is at the top of my list. I will eventually buy every DVD she is in. Because, well look at her.
SCENE TWO : Alexandra Silk and Joel Lawrence. He puts on a rubber glove and fingers her asshole. She gives him a bj and he goes down on her. He fucks her pussy before moving onto her ass. They go through various positions of both vaginal and anal before he cums on her face.
--Funny intro into the scene. This isn’t the first time I have seen Alexandra perform, but she does look at her hottest during this scene. She turns in a good performance and so does Joel, which makes this scene a good scene, but nothing that sticks out as spectacular.
SCENE THREE : Layla Jade and Jessie J. with Herschel Savage. He follows two naked girls into a bedroom. Once there they tell him to sit on the bed. Jessie gives him a bj before being joined by Layla. Jessie goes down on Layla from behind as she continues to suck on Herschel’s dick. Layla sits on his face as Jessie gets fucked in her pussy. Layla gets her pussy fucked as Jessie gives P2M. Jessie gets fucked in her pussy more before anal. Layla is up next for some anal, as Jessie samples her pussy. Jessie gets more anal as she continues to go down on Layla. Herschel walks around to the other side of the bed and cums on both the girls’ faces.
--Okay, you get two hot British blondes, Layla Jade and Jessie J, with Herschel (lucky guy). There is a good amount of anal and some mild lez. This is the first scene I have ever seen of both girls. I have heard of Layla, mainly that she is a nasty (the good nasty) Euro girl, though in this scene she didn’t live up to the nasty rep. Don’t get me wrong, she is good in this scene, in fact both girls are good. But I may have to check out some of Layla’s other titles to check to see how much nastier she can get. Good scene, good performances all around.
SCENE FOUR : Jewels and Jennifer Steele with Peter North. Jennifer goes down on Jewels as she gives Peter a bj. Soon both girls are giving him a bj. Peter fucks Jewels pussy first as she goes down on Jennifer. Anal time for Jewels and soon it’s the same for Jennifer. To finish off the scene, Peter pops a big load over both girls’ faces.
--Funny intro into this scene, followed by some mild lez, and both of the girls get anal. This is the second time I’ve seen Jennifer Steele, the first time I saw her she had more anal done to her and was a lot nastier. This is the first time that I’ve seen Jewels. Both girls turn in decent performances. I wouldn’t go so far as to say this scene was bad, it was good, but not great. Peter turns in a solid performance and shoots a big load over both girls’ faces.
SCENE FIVE : Jade Marcella and TT Boy. She gives a bj and gets her pussy fucked, with some P2M in between. Now she gets fucked in her ass and gets a cumshot in her mouth.
--I have seen this girl numerous times and was a bit surprised when I saw her in this scene. After seeing the things done to her ass in Ass Worship, I was somewhat shocked that she turned up in this feature. As usual, she turns in a good performance, though I wouldn’t call it her best, but it by no means is her worst. The guy turned in a solid performance to end a pretty decent film.
EXTRAS : Trailers (just over 3 minutes of continuous play from Anal Addicts and North Pole) and behind the scenes (just about 7 ½ minutes).
OVERALL : Funny, funny porno film. Extras could’ve been better and they could still use some work on their chapter stops. The sex was good to great, nothing that really stands out. The music got to be annoying after awhile, especially since I’ve heard most of the music in another DVD. The video was crisp and clear. There was acting between the scenes, which was funny. Herschel plays the father, Alexandra is the mother, Joel is the soon to be son in law, and Jewels is their daughter. Makes sense? No not really. But the similarities between this film and Meet the Parents, only with a few twists, is so recognizable, it’s actually funny.
-Similarities: They have a cat, Joel plays a character in the medical profession, and one of the girls gets a nose injury, only through a tennis match.
-Differences: If I remember right, the film Meet the Parents didn’t have anal sex in every scene, or even any sex.
FINAL THOUGHTS : I have decided not to give away any more of the story. But I will say, if you want to laugh while you view your porn, then this is for you. I would like to know one thing though, how did they keep their faces straight during the dialog? I don’t know what to say; I’ve seen much more hardcore performances by some of the girls. Plus, this was more of a feature with anal in every scene, than a “raincoater” film. But there is still a good amount of anal, it’s just that there is “acting” before and after the scenes.
-So would I recommend this DVD to you? Yes and no.
-Yes, if you can stand the acting and you don’t mind a good laugh while watching porn.
-No, if you are looking for some truly raincoat friendly porn.
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