Alien Love Fantasy (2004) USA
Review by Domina
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Category: All Girl
Director: Danni Ashe
Starring: Tanya Danielle, Friday, Monica Sweetheart, Sandra Shine, Laurie Wallace, Devon Michaels, Vicky Vette, Kelly Madison, Jessica Jaymes, Penny Flame, Justine Joli, Nikki Loren, Jasmine Raff.
Where have all the real lesbians gone? What do I expect of a male dominated porn industry (even when the film is directed by a woman)? To find real lesbians in an all girl film? Of course not. But, I at least expect to find some authentic and enthusiastic performances. These girls (with the exception of Justine Joli and Laurie Wallace's scene which is pretty hot) look like they are afraid to touch each other for fear of bursting each other's inflatable tits with their fake dragonlady nails. Being a real bisexual and having been with real lesbians, I know that girls can have just as hot, steamy, hardcore, fucky-sucky sex as boys and girls do together. So what's up with all the fake, lesbian, softcore, fuzzy, halo-glow, filmed pornos?
This film is directed by a Danni Ashe, The World's Most Downloaded Woman and a websavvy business dynamo, so one would think that she would know what people want to see. Really though. Do porn fans want girls--as beautiful and plastic-perfect as they appear--merely go through the motions without ever working up a legitimate sex sweat, let alone coming close to a real orgasm? Does softcore mean it can't be hot, authentic or original?
The film features six vignettes including "Alien Love Fantasy" (Justine Joli and Laurie Wallace as aliens in a space lounge), "The Groupie" (Vikki Vette as groupie to Devon Michaels' the rock goddess), "The Dagger of Desire" (Tanya Danielle and Friday as wannabe witch and ghost trying to avoid bursting each other's tits), "Fly Me" (Penny Flame and Jessica Jaymes joining the mile high club), "Boardroom Beauties" (Nikki Loren, Monica Sweetheart and Kelly Madison) and finally, "The Naughty Chauffeur" (Sandra Shine and Laurie Wallace).
Justine Joli and Laurie Wallace actually do have a hot performance and seem to enjoy what they are doing. Penny Flame has a great saucy sense of humor that shines through dispite the silly plot. But, the rest of the film seems like reject outtakes from other films that were not good enough to include.
Where's the passion? Where's the hot sizzling sex? Why are the covers always so much better than the films? What's a poor girl to do for masturbation material?
Sorry to be so harsh, but... It's not that this film is so bad. It's that it has so much promise and could be so much better. The adult industry needs to know it's time to GET REAL!
Okay... End of rant.
DVD includes Interviews with Penny Flame and Jessica Jaymes.
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