ALEKTRA-FIED is a series of vignettes starring Alektra Blue, a cute gal with a thin face, straight black hair and big boobs, who performs in 4 of the 5 scenes as well as a girl/girl bonus scene. Let's see how this one measures up, if it's really "all things electric" as Brad says in the opening moments of the Behind the Scenes special feature. Shot in High-Definition widescreen with Dolby Digital audio. All the male performers used condoms.
Scene 1---Alektra Blue (AB) & Randy Spears & Barry Scott
Dressed in a blue jean prisoner's outfit, AB pops out a boob and sucks two uniformed officers (Randy and Barry) near an electric chair in a posted RESTRICTED AREA.
Randy Spears lands in the electric chair where AB bends over and sucks his cock while Barry sucks her twat from behind then doggie fucks her. AB climbs on Randy's cock for some reverse cowgirl then cowgirl moments. Our policeman duo stack some padding into the chair then take turns mish-fucking AB until AB drops to the floor for a double facial. The camera pans to the RESTRICTED AREA sign and the lights turn off.
Alektra looks great in this scene especilly when her clothes come off except for a silver waist chain and big black boots. She performs with typical porn star gusto but the dreary setting and dull Clouzot cinematography brought the electrical current of this nearly 20 minute straight-sex scene down a notch or two. !! 1/2 outa !!!!!
Scene 2---Alektra Blue & Tanya James
This girl/girl scene finds AB in a red mesh top with a red strip around her neck and another strip wrapped around her nipples, boobs and back. She encounters the 5'11" Tanya on a set filled with signs lit by light bulbs, some arrow signs of the blinking bulb variety plus dry-ice fog effects creeping around.
It's mostly a standard 16 minute g/g scene until a bizarre blinking dildo lands in an asshole for the finale sealed with a kiss---!! outa !!!!!
Scene 3---Alektra Blue & Veronica Rayne & Tommy Gunn & Danny Mountain
On a set filled with car batteries and other electric junk and gadgets, AB sets off a few real sparks then settles into a series of straight sex positions with the blue collar fellas. Veronica takes an anal pounding in the closing minutes while AB takes a mishing, receives a cumshot then cumshares with Veronica. The final cumshot lands on Veronica's pussy so AB licks it around then licks it off.
The actual visual quality seems to improve in the closing minutes of excitement and leaves a lasting impression. Otherwise, the dry ice effects, goofy set and poor photography cools most of this nearly 22 minute scene. !! 1/2 outa !!!!!
Scene 4---Jada Fire & Deep Threat
On a rooftop, AB gyrates her hips, plays with her boobs then keeps switching a lever that turns the lights on and off in Jada and Deep's bedroom resting on that set with the brick-walled background. Some actual dialog (!) occurs, something about watching a game. Jada settles into a blowjob; the duo settle for some straight and anal fucking upon a yellow bedspread. She takes Deep Threat's cumshot onto her face, into her mouth, lets some dribble out, then laughs as the camera pans away.
This 15 minute scene benefits from light music mixed well with the natural reaction sounds of Jada Fire but this intrusive blue light that flashes on the performers detracts
quite a bit. In other words, Jada and Deep are fine but the visual presentation is lacking---!! outa !!!!!
Scene 5---Alektra Blue & Brad Armstrong
Director Brad Armstrong returns to performing in this kooky scene on a set dressed like an old-time horror movie's mad scientist laboratory. Brad plays a Henry Frankenstein-type character that humps his creation, a Bride of Frakenstein-like creature played by Alektra with goofy lightening effects flickering and flashing around. The duo share freaky gray streaks in their wild hairdos. AB wears this black one piece bathing suit (?) with white strips wrapped around the garment plus wacky, black ultra-platformed boots. Armstrong stays in his 1800s-styled duds plus sports the same spiked hair reminiscent of my college pals when they spiked their hair during their 1980s forays to weekend punk rock shows.
If this homage to monster movies sounds silly; well, it is. Alektra takes an anal mish and then her head rests upside down in the frame for the facial finale of this goofy 17 minute scene. ! 1/2 outa !!!!!
Special features include a 17 minute Behind the Scenes that just so happens to have Alektra stomping bugs with her big-ass boots upon the monster movie set!
There's a well-lit girl/girl bonus scene from WHAT GIRLS LIKE where AB and Sammi Rhodes each take a dildo up the butt then AB paints Sammi's twat purple then imprints her pussy paint upon a canvas lying on the floor, which leaves a piss-poor abstract shape shown to us art critics out there in DVD land---!! 1/2 outa !!!!!
Also, there's a three minute photo gallery and the usual assortment of Wicked trailers, promo reel, etc.
By the way, the photo used for the DVD cover sleeve (Alektra holding onto some long, lit fluorescent tubes) does not accurately represent any scene actually found in this 1 hour 35 minute feature.
Safe to say in an unrestricted way that ALEKTRA-FIED did not have enough juice. Like SEXY BITCH, this series of vignettes walks our starlette through typical porn scene paces on artificial interior sets for mostly visual exercises that in this case, did not really electrify nor excite thanks to Clouzot's dull cinematography and Armstrong's uninspired handling of the "all things electric" theme. Alektra lets out the usual "fuck me" screams and other typical porn star sounds in her scenes; meanwhile, Jada Fire gets some actual dialog and upstages the star via her throaty moans and groans in her scene.
Armstrong seemed to have had better tricks up his sleeve for the Mikayla Mendez SEXY BITCH feature, which left Alektra Blue's feature, ALEKTRA-FIED, to fizzle. Final rating, a not-so-electric !! outa !!!!!