This is an old collection of Private's "best
scenes", though I wonder who gets to pick them
since some of the girls in a few scene aren't
attractive and some of the scenes are VHS
quality. The DVD is actually from both the tape
videos of Absolute 1 and Absolute 2.
Unfortunately, as Private seems to do with
other "2 in 1" DVDs (like Tower 2&3), scenes are
cut. Two out of 6 scenes pictured on the back
don't show up on the DVD. Some of the other
scenes are excellent though.
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Scene 1 (Dinner Play)
Dinner w/ Draghixa, her rich lover, and the
butler. The DVD contains two excellent scenes w/
Draghixa. Draghixa is a dirty blond w/ an
awesome body. This is probably the sexiest
scenes on the DVD and is a must see for Draghixa
fans. She starts w/ sensual eating of fruits,
the progresses to licking clean the butler's
penis covered with what looks like veggie dip
while her lover watches. Her lover joins in and
they have sex while wine is poured on Draghixa.
No DP, so this might be a good scene for
couples. Video is a little washed out but
Scene 2 (Mont Blanc)
2 girls and 4 guys having sex on top of a snow
covered mountain. It's amazing what makeup can
do; the girls don't look very pretty w/o makeup.
English narration of story about two girls who
want to have sex on top of Mt. Blank. It's
intended to look like a documentary. The crew if
flown up by helicopter. It's pretty funny how
the girls are not cold but the guys are wrapped
up in clothing. The "photo snapshot" stills were
a bit annoying. Color is a bit washed out
because of the white backgrounds.
Scene 3 (President Palace Riga)
The daughter of a president (looks a little Costa
Rican) plays the piano in the opening. She
welcomes 5 men who drive up in an old Cadillac; I
guess they're her lovers. Lots of wild sex and
she screams a lot and looks like she is really
enjoying it. She even takes two penises in the
same hole. The guys speak French. One of the
best scenes on the DVD in terms of sexual
Scene 4 (Koln Gangbang)
4 guys in an apartment are bored. One guy calls
up two girls and invites them over. The girls
look good. It's too bad most of the scene uses
closeups. Odd that most of them speak englishs
with a french accent. Video quality is a big
dark and washed out.
Scene 5 (Secret Garden)
One for the pedophiles. 4 American guys pick up
an ugly young girl at a playground. They seduce
her into going to a "Secret Garden". Video
quality is VHS quality, but I found the story
line a bit distasteful.
Scene 6 (Central Bath)
2 girls and 2 guys get it on in a community
pool. The girls in bikinis are made up to look
like the girls in that Robert Palmer video w/ the
white faces and tied up hair. Video quality was
ok. Not that impressed w/ the sexual energy and
the music was tacky.
Scene 7 (Crazy Horse Gang Bang)
Short haired blond gives a 6 guys (including her
husband) oral sex in public. They then go back
to their apartment and go at it. Blond has a
nice tight body, but has too many freckles. She
does look like she enjoys everything though, with
as much energy as the brunette in Scene 2. Video
quality ok, but a bit washed out. Audio is in
Scene 8 (Lost in LA)
Slutty looking not-that-attractive blond (with
lots of freckles) in a really short miniskirt and
high heels gets lost in LA. 3 guys pick her up
and bring her back to their apartment to show her
a Private magazine. Sex isn't bad...too bad the
blond isn't better looking.
Scene 9 (Barcelona and Park)
Brunette in miniskirt (with no underwear) goes
sightseeing in a park. She gets bored of her
husband and picks up a couple of guys and has sex
with them on a park bench. The husband comes
back and finds them. They go into the bushes and
have sex until sunset. It looks like it was
filmed in an open park because you see lots of
people walking by. Girl has really nice legs and
body, though her face isn't that pretty. Looks
like she even takes two penises in the same hole
for a little while, but they can't keep them in.
Video quality is ok, but a little washed out.
Sound was dubbed in and sounds really fake.
Scene 10 (By The Pool)
Another scene w/ Draghixa. Probably the best
video quality on the DVD, but it's still a little
washed out. Gives you a reason to get a private
pool. Everyone swims around naked. Draghixa and
her boyfriend have sex in and out of the pool.
Interesting underwater scenes. Some poolboy pops
in on them and he gets to share Draghixa as
well. Must have been filmed when Draghixa was
younger because she was a little chubbier, but
still good looking. Dubbed sound again and very
fake sounding. Draghixa gets a good cum shower
before floating off on the a raft in the pool.
Scene 11 (Lolita in the Library)
This is the same scene as found on Private Zodiac
(no clue why Private duplicates scenes across
multiple collections...doesn't seem to make
sense). See my review of it there. It's a good
scene and Lolita seems to enjoy it and she's the
prettiest girl on the DVD. No audio dubbing.
Video quality is ok.
The only quibbles I had with the DVD were video
quality and the choice of a few scenes which they
should have deleted instead of the ones they did
drop. It's a good collection of Private's older
stuff, but the video quality is relatively poor.
I didn't buy a DVD to get VHS quality...