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A Few Hard Men

A Few Hard Men

Studio: Damaged Productions
Category:  Gay

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Joe Shaver's ratings for A Few Hard Men:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
A Few Hard Men overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks A Few Hard Men Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks A Few Hard Men Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex A Few Hard Men Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting A Few Hard Men Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras A Few Hard Men DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality A Few Hard Men A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/17/2006
We start right off with Benji Hanson the cover boy. Unfortunately you can’t see him here because some fundamentalist Christian nit seems to have forbidden this site to show the covers. (Isn’t it amazing that they believe we are created in God’s image and then find God’s image obscene? Explain that paradox!) Anyway, Benji and cute brunet Jefferey [sic] are discovered kissing. As they start to undress we CUT TO: them already naked with Benji sucking Jefferey’s dick. Benji is not hard. Now that doesn’t bother me as I find an uncut cock in its flaccid state extremely aesthetic, but as the film is title A FEW HARD MEN it seems rather odd. (Perhaps it means only a few are hard. Another paradox, eh?)
Benji sucks. WE JUMP CUT TO: Benji getting doggy-fucked. This goes on for a few months. JUMP CUT TO: Benji getting fucked missionary. This goes of for some days too. Benji is not hard. JUMP CUT TO: Jefferey cumming on Benji. (Benji does not cum which is not surprising really as he never ever got hard.)

A threesome follows with Chad, Alan & Serge. (I don’t know which is which.) They undress. JUMP CUT TO: cocksucking. JUMP CUT TO: one guy getting fucked as he sucks then other’s cock. JUMP CUT TO: them switching ends. (The guy getting fucked never removes his undershirt.) JUMP CUT TO: the one fucking cumming on the face if the fuckee. Neither of the others cum.

Chad and Terry (both a bit unkempt) are clothed and feeling one another up as we begin the third scene. One lowers his pants. JUMP CUT TO: the other sucking dick. JUMP CUT TO: both naked and fucking. JUMP CUT TO: the fucker cumming on the other, who does not cum.

The fourth scene is another threesome—Randy, Michael, and Tomas. JUMP CUT TO: them naked and sucking. JUMP CUT TO: one getting fucked as he sucks the other. CUT TO: the fuck now in the missionary position. JUMP CUT TO: the fucker cumming on the faces of the other two.

Scene five—Jon & Howie kissing. JUMP CUT TO: more kissing. JUMP CUT TO: Both undressing. (Neither of these guys is attractive.) They suck. JUMP CUT TO: fucking. JUMP CUT TO: the fucker jacking off.

I know you got annoyed with all the “cut-to”s. But I wrote it that way to show you how annoying the editing is. There is never any fluid action from one thing to another just these annoying jump-cuts. Like Benji, I never got hard at all. So I was not among the few who did.

This is the first film I have seen from Damaged Productions. They have chosen a rather unfortunate name. It just begs a witty retort. I however—for once—shall resist the temptation.

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