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Running Time: 77 min.
Production Date: 1979
Cast: Jamie Gillis, Bud Wide, Chris Anderson, Nicki Phillips, Serena, Candy Summer, Desiree Cousteau, Amy Leigh, Nancy Suiter, Hillary Summers, and Lisa DeLeeuw
Initial Expectations: This has some great performers from the golden age of porn. Hopefully itíll live up to its fun premise.
Initial Reaction: Although I really hate that the feature was edited, I still really enjoyed it.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes natural women and plot with their porn
Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters and anybody who likes more hardcore sex
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear and nicely balanced, although there is a little bit of dubbing. It sounds much better than I would have expected for the age. The video isnít crystal clear, but normally looks as good or better than most TV shows from the same era. There are a few spots where thereís a little fuzz or pixelation, but overall itís also very good.
Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, although it is a little overpowering at times. Itís a good blend of classical and 70s porn music.
CENSORSHIP WARNING: This DVD has been edited to remove a fisting scene involving Serena.
Menus: The menus are simple but do the job pretty well. The chapters are listed by a title for the scene along with showing a clip of the scene.
The Feature: Two MENSA candidates currently pumping gas, Jamie Gillis and Bud Wise, come up with a perfect way to meet beautiful women. They pose as oilmen from Ohio, one of the lesser known oil reserves and have the women show them around million dollar plus real estate while seeing how far theyíll go for the sale.
As usual with most classic porn, the scenes arenít quite as defined as in current porn. This is a good and bad thing. On the bad side, if youíre looking for a long scene to spank to, classic probably isnít what youíre looking for. On the plus side, which I think far outweighs the negative, the sex fits in with the movie. You donít always know where itís going to happen and it might not even be a full scene.
The sex starts fairly early in the movie. Shortly after arriving at the house, Jamie and Bud stumble onto Serena getting a little loving from Desireeís hand. Next, Lisa DeLeeuw, in her first performance, shows up right after her amazing natural tits do. She sucks off Jamie and lets him tit-fuck her while playing with her pussy a little. He ends up spraying his spunk all over her face and tits, feeding what he can find to her afterwards.
Next, Jamie Gillis gets busy with Nancy Suiter and a gorgeous redhead. The girls start off lightly together before teaming up on Jamieís cock. In the middle, Bud returns and plays a dirty trick on Jamie to get him out of the way. Bud quickly picks up where Jamie left off, moving the group out to the deck overlooking the ocean. Sadly, this scene cuts off without a pop shot or even penetration and instead cuts to Jamie coming back to the house to find the blonde who lead the real estate company as a dominatrix with Serena and Hillary Summers are in love swings tied together while Desiree Cousteau watches and masturbates. Jamie comes down and slaps Serena lightly before dropping down to eat her pussy. Next he breaks out a lighter which he waves around by her pussy. I have to admit that although I really donít like this, I have to give NuTech a lot of credit for leaving this in the feature. I think a lot of other studios would have cut this out. He spits in her mouth a little and then moves over to eat Hillaryís pussy as Serena claws at his back for a little attention for her pussy. Jamie obliges, but not for long because the dominatrix is back with a strap on to give her as Jamie fucks Hillary while spanking her ass without even taking off any of his clothes. In the middle Jamie and the blonde switch so Jamie can fuck Serena while slapping her face a little and threatening her with his fist. Heís nicer, however to Desiree, the pet whoís different from the other two and begs Jamie to fuck her. After watching a bit, the blonde asks to get a turn to fuck Desiree as well while Jamie has her suck his cock. Finally, Jamie blows his load on Hillary. Although itís not always a comfortable scene, especially when compared to some of todayís porn, it is very well done. The mood is kept throughout the scene and the cast seems to get into it very well. This isnít the kind of scene that you get today, and I have to give NuTech a lot of credit for leaving this scene in the feature.
After a short scene between the blonde in charge and another of her clients, both wearing Mickey Mouse ears, Bud Wise takes on Lisa DeLeeuw and two other girls in tennis. Of course, the girls put everything theyíve got into the game. Meanwhile, Jamie takes a bubble bath with five of the other girls including Serena, Hillary Summers, and Nancy Suiter. The girls take good care of Jamie, including giving him a bit of a rimming as he fucks one of the girls. The girls also take turns letting him fuck them in the bathtub while the others get busy. Finally, Jamie cums across one of the girls tits as Bud lets his liquid love fly on Desireeís face.
The group frees the weed while playing pool during the next scene. This scene may not be one of the sexiest in the movie, but itís definitely one of the most memorable and needs to be seen. This sequence alone is worth the rental price of the DVD. The camera work really helps out this scene. It has kind of a dizzy feel that adds to the dreamlike nature of much of the scene. Jamie has a dream in the scene where heís in a cage as a lion tamer complete with whip with Serena, Lisa DeLeeuw, and another girl done up as a lion, cheetah, and a horse. Jamie makes his way through each of the women, taming them as he goes. Itís very sexy and shows a creativity thatís rarely seen in todayís porn.
800 Fantasy Lane should not be missed by anybody who enjoys classic porn or even anybody curious about it. The plot is fun and lets the sex easily fit into it. The sex scenes have a wide range of styles and are well shot. Of course, the women are almost all extremely good looking and have natural bodies. The only complaints I can start to have about it is that one of the scenes was edited. Even that is a fairly minor complaint because NuTech just took out the so-called offensive act (fisting) and left the rest of the scene. At the price 800 Fantasy Lane can currently be found, everybody even slightly interested in it should have a copy.
Extras: There isnít much here. The main extra is trailers for Boogie Now, Coming To Beverly Hills , Coming to Beverly Hills 2, My Best Friendís Wife, Itís a Wonderful Life, A Peek of Pandora , The Price of an Education, Sensual Experience, Promises - Collectorís Edition , Sex, Lies, & The President , and the Kaylan Nicole series. Thereís also a photo gallery that lasts just over a minute with about five seconds per photo. Considering the age of the movie, itís almost a given that the photos are taken directly from the movie rather than from when it was shot. The photos look pretty good, especially for the age of the feature. Finally, thereís some website and company information.
Themes: Straight, lesbian, tit-fuck, group, B&D, masturbation, toys, spanking, and rimming (female > male and female > female)
Raincoat Factor: Medium high
Overall: Currently, 800 Fantasy Lane can be found online for between $11 and $22 with a few stores offering it for under $15. Although I hesitate to recommend any feature thatís been edited, I did enjoy this one. For about $10 itís well worth the money despite the lack of extras. The transfer is very good for the age of the feature.
Note to NuTech: A commentary would have been great with this feature, such as I- Candy and VCA has done with some of their classic releases. As much as I hate to see multiple releases of titles, please put a little effort into this title and give it the effort it deserves.
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