The Little Details
Running Time: 91 min.
Production Date: 9 / 30 / 2002
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Aurora Snow, Cameron Cain, Sharon Wild, Cameron, Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood, Dick Tracy, Jay Ashley, Mickey G., Mr. Pete, Pat Myne, Robbie James, Rod Fontana, Tyler Wood, and Tony Pounds in a non-sex role
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Kick Ass used to make some fun movies, but then they went towards movies with a more mean spirited feeling. I'm hoping for the former but expecting the latter with this release.
Initial Reaction: It's pretty good, but not quite what I was expecting
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting plenty of cream pie action
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more of a gangbang feeling
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are decent, but simple. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises interfering with the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and works. There's nothing special about it with borderline lighting and a very basic style and feeling that tries to start out a little artistic with a little black and white footage mixed in before dropping down to the point that you get to see the camera and crews.
Menus: The main menu blends a few stills and clips from the movie for an okay first impression. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.
The Feature5 Guy Cream Pie works around just that thought. Each scene starts out with the girl talking about multiple cream pies as the guys decide how they're going to cum in her as well as the multiple cream pie aspect. Sometimes there's a touch of artistic flair mixed in and sometimes things are kept fairly basic. They then take turns fucking the girl until they pop in her pussy, let her squeeze it out, and move on with the next guy until all five have popped inside her.
|Scene 1 – Sharon Wild, Brian Surewood, Jay Ashley, Mr. Pete, Rod Fontana, and Robbie James|
After the guys draw numbers to determine who cums when, smoking hot blonde Sharon lets them help undress her and starts reaching out to stroke their cocks as well as showing off for them a little. Rod and Jay go for her feet while the others go after her pussy and tits, and soon after she's riding Jay reverse cowgirl style. It doesn't take Jay long to pop in her pussy as she sucks a little cock, and afterwards she tries to squeeze it back out. Mr. Pete moves in to spoon her and fucks Sharon's pussy as she lays on her side before putting out a thick whipped cream-like load that doesn't even look real even though there's a few messages that pop up on screen claiming that it's real cum. After an editing cut Robby fucks Sharon missionary style while she sucks Rod before popping in her pussy. She takes a taste and tries to push a little out before Rod moves around to fuck her missionary style with Brian moving in to get his knob gobbled. Of course Rod pops in her box as well before Brian fucks her missionary style and gives her one last load. Sharon squeezes out a huge load from her pussy before the scene fades out.
This is an okay scene. Sharon looks as fantastic as ever and looks to be having a very good time taking on each of the guys right down to each individual cream pie. Although Mr. Pete's cream pie looks extremely questionable, the rest of the pops look nicely realistic. The only thing that really held this scene back for me is the general format of the scene. Sharon never takes on all five guys at once, and for that matter never really does more than suck one while another fucks her. This really killed the “five guy” aspect of the scene and aways left a little lacking for chemistry in the scene as well. This scene had very nice potential with Sharon at its center, but it never let her really show off what she could do.
|Scene 2 – Cameron Cain, Brett Rockman, Dick Tracy, Jay Ashley, Mickey G., and Pat Myne|
Cute dirty blonde Cameron starts her scene in a pair of little jean shorts with a lace-up pink top talking about having guys try to cum inside her before but that this is going to be her first cream pie scene. The guys talk a little about cream pies as well before they help her strip down, admire her killer body, slap her ass, and suck her feet. Pat moves in to fuck her doggie style as she sucks Mickey, and after he cums in her cunt she stands up to let it drip back out on the floor. Cameron gets back to work riding Mickey reverse cowgirl style as she sucks Brett, and squeezes his seed back out before repeating the process with Brett spooning her as she warms Jay up orally. Jay cums in her after fucking her missionary style and admires his seed sliding out of her before Dick spoons her to one last cream pie to squeeze out.
This is a pretty good scene. Once again the format of the scene didn't do the most for me, but Cameron looks utterly fantastic and does a great job with each and every cream pie. The action is captured pretty well, but the flow of the scene was hurt a little by the number of editing cuts through the scene. This scene worked pretty well for me due solely to Cameron looking as hot as she did and showing as much enthusiasm for the cream pies as she did.
|Scene 3 – Aurora Snow, Brett Rockman, Dick Tracy, Jay Ashley, Pat Myne, and Tyler Wood|
Cute brunette Aurora talks about looking forward to the cream pies with the guys mixing in a few comments of their own. Of course they help her strip down and check her out right down to her feet as Aurora mixes in a few sucks around the group. She takes the first cream pie from Pat after riding him reverse cowgirl style, and needs a little help from her fingers to try to get some back out. She sucks a bit of cock as Brett fucks her doggie style and nuts in her pussy, followed by a missionary style cream pie from Jay after she squeezes a bit out. Dick arrives next to give Aurora a little cowgirl action before spooning her to a cream pie that she happily helps out with her fingers. Finally Tyler gives her the last cream pie with a quick missionary style fuck ad then rubs her pussy as she pushes it back out.
This is a pretty good scene. As usual, although the style of the scene didn't help it out much for me, the enthusiasm and cuteness of Aurora really helped the scene out. This scene was held back a little due to Dick Tracy having to step in and bail out Tony Pounds, but Aurora still took every cream pie extremely well. This was a pretty good scene to end the movie.
5 Guy Cream Pie is a pretty good cream pie movie. Going into this one I was expecting it to be more like mini-gangbang scenes ending in massive cream pies, so I was more than a little disappointed when instead the movie had barely any group sex and just focused on guy after guy fucking the girl and popping in her. That said, all three girls did such a great job taking each of the cream pies, and did so with such great enthusiasm and enjoyment that the movie easily rose above where I soon expected it to go. The movie was also helped out by almost all of the cream pies looking real, and although there were an overabundance of editing cuts they never left me feeling like they were there to cover up faking the cream pies. 5 Guy Cream Pie might leave a bit to be desired, but it still works due to what almost always looks like real cream pies along with some hot and enthusiastic girls.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts about two minutes with about six seconds per decent looking framed photo. Trailers are included for Chica Boom 15, Grrl Power! 13, Barefoot Confidential 20, Sweatin' It 3, Specs Appeal 8, and Kelly Kickass. There's also commercials and a blooper reel.
The blooper reel lasts about three and a half minutes. Aurora talks about her recent trip to Magic Mountain before a little fun with Mr. Pete and Rod Fontana. There's also a little fooling around on the set, sexual outtakes, and a few photos being shot. This is a very short featurette, but it does add a little to the overall DVD.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, group, feet, and cream pies (vaginal)
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Kick Ass DVDs can be found online for between about $19 and $25 with stores offering them everywhere in between. Rent this one first. I think the format's going to be a little hit or miss with people, and although the short length doesn't help much with that the enthusiasm from the girls does help it out. The technical aspects are okay and there is a touch of effort to help out the overall DVD. This is an above average DVD.
Note to Kick Ass: It's nice to look back on some of your earlier movies when the mean spirited attitude wasn't as prevalent as it has been in some of your more recent movies.
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