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3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions)

Studio: Damaged Productions
Category:  Gonzo
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Tongue in Groove's ratings for 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions):
Overall Rating 0 stars
3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) overall rating 1/2 star
Female Looks 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) Female looks rating 1.5 stars
Male Looks 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) Sex rating 1 star
 
Plot/Acting 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality 3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/30/2006
I haven’t watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if “3-Way or the Freeway” is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I can’t understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap.

Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. I’m stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe.

I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after he’s been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess. I guess if 1,000 uninformed people across the country buy it, you’ve financed your next flick.

There are five scenes here, the first four offering 2 girls on one guy action. The last is a girl giving two very abusive guys a blowjob. There is no anal sex, and two scenes end in facials. No condoms were used. The only known pro among the girls was Dasani Lezian, who mugs her way through her scene as if the other two performers weren’t even in the same room. The other girls chose very distinctive pseudonyms: Ariel, Star, Jade, Julia, Monique, Veronika, Sunshine, and Amparo.

I could go on for pages explaining why each scene sucked, but truth be told, I’m not that interested. And neither should you. Suffice to say that if you think this is great porn, I’ll pay for your first four therapy sessions.

If I had to watch this type of crap for a living, I’d perform a self-lobotomy followed by a self-emasculation, since I wouldn’t need my now-useless dick anymore.



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