My writing is near rancid, Iíve had several drinks and my IQ is feeling a smidgen low this morning. Overall this one ranks sort of an ehhhh Ė average Ė whatís next type of DVD. So why the 3Ĺ stars? Itís because of the shining scene with cover girls Lora Croft and Liz Honey. Young! Great looking! Tan! Great skin! They do anal! Alleluia everyone, alleluia!!! Ahh, need I say more. I give this scene a #1, A+, best Iíve seen in a while. I wonít go into too many details (actually I see another reviewer written extensively about this movie and has described this scene) but I liked it (duh!) when both girls took it in the butt.
Did I mention the backstory? Yes, itís pure gonzo, but still you feel the underlying story of two women that come from a distance of miles and generations daring to do something extraordinary, trusting in Godís will and providence delighting in this new role in life! Oh, did I mention that the dark haired girl kept her little denim mini skirt on in the beginning? Oh, man, she has a gorgeous little pussy! And the blonde one isnít too shabby either! To me, itís just a perfect looking scene Ė check out the movie just for this one. I didnít make note of the other girls names, but two other scenes were pretty decent and the rest I passed by quickly.
I should mention Iíll be leaving the priesthood over this one. That has to be worth at least half a star. I donít normally pay attention to certain girls that much Ė I just want to see some good sex - but I will be checking out what else I can see with Ms. Lora Croft or Ms. Liz Honey. I donít even know which is which (could you tell?) You do get a little extra BTS on these two (and the others) that seems fun.