Studio: Red Light District
Director: Robbie Fischer
Feature Time: 2:17:37
Extras: Behind the Scenes and Bonus Footage (0:42:18)
For those of you who are tired of seeing two guys double team a chick in every porn three-way comes this series from Red Light where two girls get to share a dick. The eye candy on screen is doubled while the hairy man ass factor is cut in half. One gimmick was not enough so for some reason the director dresses the chicks in baseball jerseys to start every scene. They look damn hot but hell if I know what baseball has to do with two girls fighting over one meat puppet.
Scene 1: Jynx + Serena South and Toni Ribas
Jynx is a dark-haired submissive slut who delivered memorable scenes in other RLD movies like "Fuck Dolls" and "Throat Gaggers 5." Serena's very attractive with a huge tattoo above her ass. They do a lukewarm girl-girl scene before getting a dick to play with. Their scene was plagued by poor video quality. Everything is fuzzy and surrounded with strange blue halos, like the ones that famously haunt some select Platinum X Pictures titles.
Even if everything was very sharp and clear, the sex here still wouldn't be all that memorable. The best part of the scene was Jynx squealing as she gets ass-plugged in reverse cowgirl. They both kneel down and get a decent double facial from Toni who manages to shower both of the girls at once.
Scene 2: Roxy Jezel + Madison and Mark Ashley
The two girls from the cover are featured here in the second scene. Roxy is a hot Asian performer and Madison is a tatted up, skinny blonde who I can't remember seeing before except in a Max Hardcore movie. Mark bangs Madison vaginally and Roxy anally. Roxy was a great porno actress as usual but Madison didn't really look like she knew what she was doing. Another tepid scene ended by a double facial blast.
Scene 3: Corina Davis + Michelle Barratt and Toni Ribas
Michelle wears an Atlanta Braves jersey and Corina's rocking an Angels one which is fitting for her angelic face. Both are super-hot blondes so I'm fairly interested in their scene but the blurry picture and blue halos everywhere do not make for a pleasant viewing experience. It's more of the same stuff; a girl/girl scene that lacks passion followed by a threesome with Toni. Michelle does anal and A2M and eventually gets Toni's sperm blast right in the eye which had to be uncomfortable.
Scene 4: Lisa Marie + Paris and Julian
This isn't the blonde Paris of "Assault That Ass" fame but rather some unfamiliar girl. She's cute and paired with Lisa Marie in an early scene. I'm always a big fan of Lisa so this is the most anticipated scene so far for me. They're not wearing baseball jerseys; I guess the director just forgot for these two. Their all-vaginal scene isn't all that great, keeping with the vibe of the rest of the movie. I'm definitely getting bored with this movie by this point even though these two girls are probably the best-looking of the bunch for me.
Scene 5: Heather Calls + Lauren Phoenix and Toni Ribas
Lauren's a cute Cub and Heather's a dirty Angel in the final three-way of the movie. It's flat-topped Toni again to provide the meat stick. These chicks have a lot of energy and their scene salvages the movie somewhat. Lauren gets her ass explored, Heather does some A2M, and they kiss and swap some cum to end. This was the best scene of the movie but it was a case of too little, too late.
A few things keep "1 Dick 2 Chicks 2" from being the baseball-themed three-way masterpiece it was envisioned as. One is the pesky picture problem (the halos) that crops up in every scene. The blurry video quality is frankly terrible for Red Light District, who is otherwise known for having solid production values. The sex isn't anything to write home about either so I'm going to have to recommend that you pass on this one, which is one of the very few RLD swings and misses that I've seen.
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