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Boxcover for Musclemen Moving Company Inc.
Musclemen Moving Company Inc. 
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Chad Conners, Jason Hawke, Tony Valentino, Derek Steele, Ben Campezi, Jim Slade
Studio: Big Blue Productions

Release date: 10/12/2004
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If you like to see a muscleman on his knees with a cock in his mouth, or a muscle man on his back with a cock in his assthen this one might be for you. It begins with Derek Stone whose white hair makes him resemble the CEO of some Fortune 500 company on the phone order five muscular moving men. He gives instructions for them to come on in, as he will be in the shower. (As three scenes occur before he gets out of the shower, we tend to forget this. Perhaps the movers do too as he fails to give them either his name or address. This is just one instance of Blue Blakes insightful dialogue.) We cut to Robert Van Damme (the cover hunk) and Jim Slade lugging a mattress into an empty room and leaning it against the wall. The Oscar-winning dialogue is as follows: Jim: Damn! That was heavy. Robert: Whatre you lookin at? Jim: You. Robert: Me? They kiss. Their clothes melt (from their body heat I suppose). Robert has a nice uncut cock surmounted by only a thumbnail of pubic hair. Jims hair is a bit sparse in the crotch department also. Jim sucks Roberts cock and rims his ass.
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We all know how awful moving can be. If only I had called the Musclemen Moving Company for my recent move, I think it would have been a lot more fun! The Plot Derek Steel has hired Musclemen Moving Company to help him with his move to a new house. The movers are hard at work unloading the truck, and newcomer Robert Van Damme and Jim Slade carry a mattress up to the second floor. The hard work apparently makes the men horny, and soon they are naked and making out. Van Damme's got a great body, and a great uncut cock. Director Blue Blake claims he's going to be a big star, but first I think he's going to have to work on his English. At any rate, the men suck cock and rim each other, before Van Damme fucks Slade on the mattress. Slade shoots his load on his chest, while Van Damme shoots all over Slade's face. Slade even open his mouth and gets a few drops of the yummy spooge. It seems as if some studios are beginning to test the limits of safer sex practices in their films.
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Boxcover for Matrixxx, The
Matrixxx, The 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Jeremy Jordan, Tony Valentino, Trey Rexx, Jim Slade, Dan Packin, Flex Dion Blake, Jay Poison, Staphan Milo, Tony CAge
Studio: Big Blue Productions

Release date: 4/21/2004
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Burroughs (Burrows?) played by Jim Slade wants to win The Matrix, a bodybuilding championship. Knowing that Anthony (Tony Cage) is a fagto use Slades offensive wordJim decides to offer up his hole in order to get last years winner out of the competition. A gym provides the setting and, after a workout, Jim goes down on Tonys cock. Tony is quite a handsome hunk. Except for his head there is not a hair to be found anywhere on his magnificent body. His stiff dick sticks out from a bare crotch; his anus winks at us from a smooth crack. Jim gives both an oral workout. Tony does the same for Jim and then fucks him. Although he is quite buff, Jim doesnt have the looks or personality to turn me on; but he is quite a willing performeras we shall see. Tony shoots a great load on Jims face, after which Jim sucks the scummy cock. (He spits the cum out though. Shame on you, Jim!) Jims own loadif you can call it thatis about 1/8th of a teaspoon. Jim tells us this plan to get Tony to withdraw from the contest failed. So, its back to the drawing board for removing Tony.
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Boxcover for Bouncer, The
Bouncer, The 
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Jason Hawke, Tony Valentino, Ben Campezi, Jake Gianelli, Jim Slade
Studio: Big Blue Productions

Directed by: Blue Blake
Release date: 1/14/2004
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Blue Blake does the Boybuilder genre better than anyone has ever done it and its not exception with The Bouncer. Starring Jake Gianelli, Jim Slade, Ben Campezi, Tony Valentino, Jason Hawke, Wiktor Perseo, a special appearance by Gage Blake, and Introducing Tony Cage. This film written directed and produced by Blue Blake himself. So lets get the story out of the way, Straight Bodybuilders have sex, bottom line. There is actually a steroid selling type story to follow but the sex is what youve come for and man does it deliver. First off we have two solo scenes by Gage Blake and Tony Cage. Each one delivers for being just j/o. Each of these guys have killer bodies and amazing cocks. If you only put these two scenes on a DVD you would want to buy it. Now lets start with the sex, First up is Ben and Viktor. When the two find some money lying in Jakes house they decide to act out what looks like an escort scene. First off both these guys have killer bodies. They look great together, and look great sucking each other.
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The credits announce The BOUNCER as a Blue Blake film. This is indeed accurate, as Blake makes films not just porn. Instilling his productions with a strong plot makes Blake a man after my own hard. His star in this one is Jake Gianelli, a muscular hunk who could win the Mr. Olympia competition. Wow, but this man is built. Jake s character is a bouncer by trade, but makes most of his income selling illegal steroids to weightlifters and other athletes. (It is a plot right out of todays headlines.) Also in the cast are Jim Slade, Jason Hawke, Ben Campezi, and Tony Valentino who are becoming Big Blue regulars. New to me are Viktor Perseo and Tony Cage, a great-looking muscle hunk who is called Luke Cage in the Behind the Scenes section. Blues brother Gage has a cameo appearance. Blue himself appears in a non-sex role. As the film opens Jake is asleep beside a female who is stroking the bulge in his undies and reaching inside them. The phone rings but Jake feigns sleep. It is the dames cue to leave and she does.
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Straight Jocks Confess 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Jason Hawke, Tony Valentino, Parker Williams, Dillon Press, Ben Campezi, Jim Slade, Damian Steele
Studio: Big Blue Productions

Release date: 12/18/2003
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In STRAIGHT JOCKS CONFESS (or, as I like to call it, QUEER ASS FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY) Blue Blake has taken 3 straight gay-for-pay guys and paired them with four gay guys. Big Blue does intros in Black and White and then we have a short interview with each of the straights before their scene. The first scene takes place poolside with Tony Valentino [straight] and Jason Hawke [gay]. Tony, who used to play Rugby in Oz, is a hulking mate with a shaved head. After a swim in the pool he goes and lies on a lounge chair. Enter humpy Jason Hawke whose handsome face, beautiful build, and pierced tongue could make anyone gay. Jason dives into the pool, swims over to where Tony is lying, and gets down on his dick. Tony has a big one, and my but it is gorgeous. Oh, yeah, just like that! Tony tells the sucking Jason whose pierced tongue is doing wonders even though Jason is not the best cocksucker in the world. After quite a time, Tony slowly sticks his dick between Jasons meaty buns. Jasons cock is as stiff as a ramrod as Tony fucks him.
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Crash of the Titans 
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Thor, Rocky, Dave Nelson, Tom Katt, Hans Ebson, Rico Dulce, Giovani Corleone, Vincenzo Titan, Tony Valentino
Studio: IMD

Release date: 12/14/2001
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[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Blue Blake Cast: Rico Dulce, Vencenzo Titan, Tony Valentino, Thor, Tom Katt, Rocky, Dave Nelson, Hans Ebson, Giovani Corleone Story: Blue Blake tells the story of the rise and fall of the fabulously wealthy Titan brothers. Scene One The back of the DVD promises one competition level bodybuilder in each scene, and youll noticed right away in the first scene that they werent exaggerating in the least. Titan brother (Rico Dulce) is huge! We get to watch Rico work out in a jockstrap for a bit before Hans runs over and starts kissing him all over. I dont know why Hans keeps showing up in so many pornos lately. He doesnt really do anything for me, though I suppose someone out there must dig him. Too bad Rico is so damn passive in this scene. He gets his dick sucked, his ass licked, then fucks Hans with this look on his face like hed rather be washing dishes or something. Still, this scene isnt a total loss.
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If youre into bodybuilders than Im sure Blue Blakes Crash of the Titans wont dissapoint you. The box cover states that Blues fascination with straight bodybuilders continues and that each scene contains at least one competition level bodybuilder. This seems to be true as they are all pretty big boys thats for sure! The film and sound quality are great and the dvd also sports a bloopers section in addition to the regular features. The story unfolds like a spoof of Americas Most Wanted, although this time its Hollywoods Greatest Villians and narrated by Blue himself. He tells the story of the Titan brothers and there fall into despair. Highlights include Rico Dulce, as one of the Titan brothers, and an eager Hans Ebson. Its hot watching the young, Euro looking Hans work over musclebound Rico. Rico fucks Hans tight ass and there are some great penetration shots. In between scenes Blue tells the story of the Titan boys and how their weakness was boys and what leads to their downfall.
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