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Anal Pleasures 2 (Pornstar Cam House) 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Julia Ann, Sasha Sweet, Spyder Jonez, Marco Banderas, Eva Karera, Amai Liu, Sarah Shevon, Chanel Preston, Richie Calhoun
Studio: Pornstar Cam House

Release date: 2/26/2013
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Although a bit inconsistent, this is a pretty solid anal release. Julia Ann and Sarah Shevon are easily the highlights here, but the other girls also do a good job. The technical aspects are fairly average, and there's a hot Sarah Shevon solo scene in the extras. This is a solid rental that borders on being a purchase.
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Sex Sex Sex (SunLust / Vivid) 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Charlie Laine, Annie Cruz, Seth Dickens, Spyder Jonez, Tiffany Tyler, Derrick Pierce, Kaci Starr, JJ, Natasha Nice, Rachel Roxxx, Isis Monroe, Tera Knightly, Teagan Summers, J Jay
Studio: Sunlust Pictures

Directed by: Sunny Leone
Release date: 1/4/2012
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This 2 hour feature is almost filled to the rim with sex, sex, sex involving a hot cast of women. Each of the seven scenes is practically just filled with sex.Unfortunately the production value distracts from the women.
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Tits (Vivid / SunLust) 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, Spyder Jonez, Savannah Stern, Jordan Blue, Jessica Bangkok, Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee
Studio: Sunlust Pictures

Directed by: Sunny Leone
Release date: 6/20/2011
Previews: Movie Trailer
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"Tits" is an overall-good production from SunLust and director Sunny Leone that features a mix of five scenes ranging from okay to excellent in terms of their heat. The ladies bringing the goods in this one are Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee, Jessica Bangkok, Savannah Stern, and Jordan Blue…with the first, third, and fourth in the list generating the most heat. While most of the sex is strong, the production values could be better.<
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Lolita (Wicked) 
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Kaylani Lei, Spyder Jonez, Cassandra Cruz, Madison Ivy, Lupe Fuentes, Seth Gamble, Breanne Benson, Sienna Milano, Aleksa Nicole
Studio: Wicked

Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 11/24/2010
Previews: Movie Trailer
Lolita (Wicked) reviews:
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"Lolita" is an excellent production from Wicked and director Brad Armstrong that features one of the company's newer--and potentially most infamous--contract stars, Lupe Fuentes. With Lupe featured in five of the movie's seven scenes, it's really difficult to go wrong. Couple Ms. Fuentes' presence and performances with high production values, and you have a guaranteed winner--which this is. It's definitely worth checking out.
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Another good couples film from Wicked, its a collection of unrelated short sex scenes. They are very short and to the point. If you need something just for ideas, this is a great way to see the girls you like in quick sex. Wicked always has condoms and no dialogue here, just cheesy music and some moaning.
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This is the first release with Lupe Fuentes as a Wicked contract girl and her presence is felt throughout this one with a couple shorter scenes plus some fine g/g work with Kaylani and then in a scene where she shares Madison Ivy with her man Spyder. The facials were pretty strong in this one too and there were plenty of costumes tried on by the ladies in this one. Well worth it for Lupe fans as she's in every scene save for the second with Alexa Nicole.
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I Love Gina 2 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Lexington Steele, Gina Lynn, T.J. Cummings, Spyder Jonez, Angelina Valentine, William Wacket
Studio: Gina Lynn Productions

Release date: 6/24/2010
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Review: I Love Gina 2 is a very good film from Gina Lynn Productions that features none other than adult superstar, Gina Lynn. Three of the four scenes are of the plot-based / themed variety, and every one of the four features Gina in boy-girl encountersso if youre not a fan of Ms. Lynn (who isnt?), then this one might not be for you. Otherwisesit back, relax, enjoy yourself, and have some fun with this ~1 hour and 40 minute production. In terms of the sex, Scene One couples Gina with Lexington Steele and his massive black cock in a romp on / around a pool table and the adjoining living room. By far the best of the disc, this sequence features some nice titty-fucking, as well as some standing rear-entry action over the pool table and some side-entry positioning on the couch as its main highlights. Watching Gina interactin various ways, of coursewith Lexingtons huge dick is really something to behold.
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Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) 
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Spyder Jonez, Mindy Main, Christine Alexis, Jessica Valentino, Kasie Jordan, Melissa Matthews
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 10/20/2009
Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) reviews:
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"Smokin' Hot Teens 1" is an overall good film by Evan Seinfeld and his Iron Cross production company. The focus of the DVD is, of course, barely legal-type actresses and their one-on-one encounters with Evan. All of the five scenes feature oral and vaginal sex, and they typically begin with an interview, some stripping, some posing, and / or some masturbating. The sequences range from good to excellent, with two falling in the former category (Scene Two--Melissa Matthews Scene Four--Christine Alexis), one falling in the latter category (Scene One--Kacey Jordan), and two falling in between (Scene Three--Jessica Valentino Scene Five--Mindy Main). Overall, this movie is solid. There are some attractive, young women (particularly Kacey Jordan), and there is some semi-shocking stuff (i.e., Jessica Valentino vomiting a bit). While there are some distinct negatives, I still don't mind recommending this DVD as a solid rental for most and a purchase for some.
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After checking out the cover of Smokin’ Hot Teens Volume 1 and noticing the tiny titted tarts of Christine Alexis and Kasey Jordan, I thought I had hit the mother lode. Nothing I like better than young skinny small titted girls of age doing porn; well, I would like it better if they were Asian, but I digress.
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Smokin' Hot Spinners 1 
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Morgan Lane, Spyder Jonez, Jenna Presley, Rachel Roxxx, Heather Vahn, Lexi Stone
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 9/8/2009
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After checking out the cover of Smokin’ Hot Spinners 1 and noticing the likes of Jenna Presley and Morgan Lane, I thought I had hit the mother lode. Nothing I like better than hot little spinners doing porn; well, I would like it better if they were Asian, but I digress.
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"Smokin' Hot Spinners (Volume One)" is a hard-rocking production by Iron Cross and Evan Seinfeld that focuses on petite women--so-called "spinners"--in various hot sexual encounters with Evan himself. The movie is broken up into five scenes that appear to be episodes taken primarily from Evan's website. As noted, Evan Seinfeld is the male lead in each of the sequences, which are all of the boy-girl, vaginal variety. As evidenced by the musical choices, etc., there is a distinct metal theme to the proceedings here, which works well for those who are fans of this particular genre. Typically, the festivities start out with Evan introducing and interviewing the actresses, as well as with some stripping, posing, and / or masturbation by the ladies. Steamy, boy-girl sequences then ensue. The girls who take on Evan here are Jenna Presley, Rachel Roxxx, Heather Vaughn, Morgan Lane, and Lexi Stone. Overall, the sex ranges from good to excellent, and this disc is definitely worthwhile.
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Smokin' Hot Asses 1 
(2.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Spyder Jonez, Jaclyn Case, Mackenzee Pierce, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Dakoda Brookes
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 1/28/2009
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Evan Seinfeld, Syder Jonez, the Rockstar Pimp, and wife of Tera Patrick, has more names then a city phonebook and a career that involves television, music and now porn. As director and star of Smokin Hot Asses 1, he has used artistic licence to assemble a tidy cast and then run his wedding tackle through all of them. Not a bad gig if you can get it and Seinfeld will definitely tell you he is living the dream, all you have to do is ask him.
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Tera Goes Gonzo 
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Ed Powers, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, Tera Patrick, Kelle Marie, Daisy Marie, Jack Lawrence, Nick Jacobs, Spyder Jonez, Stefani Morgan, Roxy Deville
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 9/22/2008
Previews: Movie Trailer
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6 scenes worth of sex. An all-girl threesome, some POV, a boy-girl scene, and Tera doing solo masturbation.
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Tera Patrick in a Gonzo flick? Do mine eyes deceive? Tera is probably (and deservedly) one of the most well known women in porn, who for the last few years has released only a few big budget movies every year. What is promised here is Tera going back to her roots, simple fucking, the way we all fell in love with her all those years ago.
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Smokin' Hot Blondes 1 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Teagan Presley, Evan Seinfeld, Spyder Jonez, Lexi Belle, Jade Jolie, Madison Scott, Britney Amber
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 9/1/2008
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Hot blonds, heavy metal, and former Biohazard member Evan Seinfeld--what more could one ask for? A lot, it turns out.
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Broken 
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Mark Davis, Tommy Gunn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Victoria Sin, Spyder Jonez, Lisa Daniels, Marco Banderas, Sasha Grey, Audrey Bitoni
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Dave Navarro
Release date: 9/25/2007
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This is quite simply the best DVD TeraVision has put out so far, and much more than just a movie to draw people in by using a well known mainstream musician as a director. The movie is a bit artistic, but well done and showing some definite care. For those who don't want the artistic feature, it also includes two hours of the full sex scenes which you can watch instead of the seventy five minute feature cut. The technical aspects are very well done, but the extras and care TeraVision put into the overall DVD take this from being a good movie and make it a great DVD. If you're at all curious about this one, check it out!
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Well fans this is the first porn flick directed by Dave Navarro whom most of you know from his musical career, well he's trying his hand at porno but you will see some strong visuals here reminiscent of music video style shooting. Sasha is the lead girl and she has one scene to start with Mark Davis then she takes a leading role in the long scene 2 which actually has 3 scenes in one plus a Sasha Grey POV bj. Audrey Bitoni does the final scene and this was real good ending with some hot jizz licking off a mirror. Certainly worth a rental for Sasha fans and for those curious as to what type of porn Dave would shoot.
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China Blue 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Charmane Star, Chris Charming, Nyomi Marcela, Keeani Lei, Spyder Jonez, Jay Lassiter, Johny Sins, Dee Lily, Nadia Phuket
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Axel Braun
Release date: 8/30/2007
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This is a pretty good DVD. Most of the sex is fairly average outside of being a bit artistic, but Dee Lily and Charmane Star's scene is darn hot and well worth checking out. The behind the scenes featurette is also a lot of fun, and with an anamorphic widescreen presentation the overall DVD shows some very nice care. If you like Asian girls and want something with a touch of artistic flair, this is a great DVD to check out.
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Ultra//Violett 
(2.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Nautica Thorn, Alec Knight, Spyder Jonez, Marcus Leon, Franchezca Valentina, Selina Draagen, Faith Leon, Icarus Corpse, Lielani, Brooke Banner, Leah Jaye, Katarina Kat, Damek
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Vonn Fink
Release date: 3/27/2007
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Those curious about alt porn might want to check this one out, as it comes across feeling like alt-light. It has enough style to give you the feeling of alt porn but doesn't get nearly as heavy as the style used by directors such as Jack the Zipper. The sex is okay, but I'm not a fan of alt porn. The technical aspects are fairly average, but held back by a non-anamorphic transfer, and the extras show a touch of effort. This is an okay release that isn't quite my thing but does show a bit of care.
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XXXorcist, The 
(0.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel

Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Release date: 10/16/2006
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The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds.
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Fashion Underground 
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Tera Patrick, Tommy Gunn, Faith, Lanny Barbie, Trent Tesoro, Penny Flame, Shy Love, Jean Val Jean, Marcos Leon, Ava Ramone, Mikayla, Spyder Jonez, Samantha Ryan, Lisa Daniels, Aaliyah Jolie, Erika Jordan, Chloe Morgan
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Paul Thomas
Release date: 9/27/2006
Previews: Movie Trailer
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With the exception of Artemisia and Marissa, this is my favorite Paul Thomas movie yet. It doesn't come close to the brilliance of the Fashionistas but it's still a worth while effort. The film is stylish and parts of it are well written. However, I felt it borrowed too heavily on a mainstream fashion film, Robert Altman's Prêt-à-Porter. The Southern belle TV reporter who interviews the major characters in the film, the criminal husband stealing a guest's luggage from the hotel, the French-Canadian assistant sneaking into a room to retrieve compromising photos and ending up in a closet with the husband. These are each clear plot points taken from Prêt-à-Porter. The most blatant use of the Prêt-à-Porter storyline, however, involves two characters portrayed by Faith & Marcos Leon. They play strangers, both married, who are accidentally assigned the same room at the hotel. After realizing the mix up, there's a mad dash to see who can get to the room first. Later, they hook up.
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The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 1 / 13 / 2006 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Aaliyah Jolie, Chloe Morgan, Erika Jordan, Faith, Lanny Barby, Penny Flame, Shy Love, Tera Patrick, Chis Cannon, Jean Val Jean, Marcos Leon, Spyder Jonez, Steven St. Croix, Tommy Gunn, and Trent Tesoro in sexual roles with Ava Ramone, Lisa Daniels, Mikayla, Samantha Ryan, and more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Tera normally puts out very strong movies, and I've heard very good things about this one. I can't help but go in without high expectations here. Initial Reaction: There's plenty to like about it, but also plenty that holds it back. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something different from the typical couples porno but who doesn't want all the nastiness that's normally in gonzo Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting smoothly flowing sex scenes or well done lighting. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is nicely done.
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Reign Of Tera 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Ron Jeremy, Charmane Star, Tera Patrick, Tommy Gunn, Mika Tan, Loni, Kianna, Nyomi Marcela, Kurt Lockwood, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Jade Hsu, Lilly Thai, Luci Thai, Finess Navaro, Seth Dickens, Peter Shaft, Veronica Lynn, Kia Tolentino, Spyder Jonez, Bolo
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 11/15/2004
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Here we have the first offering from Tera's new production company though it's distributed through Vivid. I haven't watched much of Tera since she moved to Digital Playground and later to Vivid but I thought I'd take a look since I have liked her in the past. I hope everyone is aware by now she had her breasts enhanced and while the consensus might be they were perfect before she felt the need to do it so we now have them noticeably bigger. Now for the dvd at hand Tera has assembled a who's who of Asian starlets and I think the best of the best are here save for Katsumi who might not have been in the country otherwise she would have probably been in it! Now the premise seems to be Tera is running a brothel featuring some hot Asian pussy and there are five scenes where we get to see these hotties do their thing. Some scene ID's would have been nice as I know the girls but not readily in a few cases. You get five scenes on this disc plus there is a second disc of solo scenes where Tera does some sexy voice over as the girls show of their bodies.
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Tera Tera Tera 
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Kim Chambers, Tera Patrick, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Ashley Long, Jordan Haze, Savanna Samson, Tristan Seagal, Evan Seinfeld, Grant Michaels, Spyder Jonez
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/3/2004
Previews: Movie Trailer
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There is no doubt that Tera Patrick is a porn superstar. Her natural beauty and smoldering on-scene presence has made here firm fan favourite over the years. Tera Tera Tera marks a defining moment in Tera's porn career, and to me, marks the beginning of the end. After taking a break from porn for over 12 months, this is her first movie back in the business with a new production company, a new husband and a new pair of boobs. Three things: 1. Tera looks as hot as ever. I am not a massive fan of fake boobs, but Tera's surgeon has done a good job - apparently she lost much of her bust as she slimmed down so needed the implants. 2. Tera is in three out of five scenes. All these scenes are hot, the other two are not! 3. Tera's husband is an ugly bastard. My wife and I find him so unappealing that we have decided that we will not be getting any more Tera videos in future, which is a terrible disappointment as we are both big fans of her work. The movie is basically a doco-porn, with a series of conversations with Tera taking place between scenes.
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The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004 Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Tera Patrick, Savannah Samson, Ashley Long, Jordan Styles, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, Spyder Jonez, Tristan Segal, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard that Vivid has been cleaning up their act a little recently. Im curious and hopeful about this one. Initial Reaction: Its much better than what I expected Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of Tera Patrick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like tattoos or who wants a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but I did notice a couple minor background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its nicely lit, and although there is a hint of grain it comes off more as being artistic rather than being like Vivid put too much crap on their DVDs to give a good transfer.
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