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Legal Skin 17 
(3.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Roxy, Tamara, Nick Lang, Renato, Kathy Anderson, Ricardo Bell, Liliane Tiger, Wein Lewis, Zafira, Natalie Browne, Ellen Saint
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 3/16/2005
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Legal Skin 17 Running Time: 120 min. Est. The Pocketcomb Premise When I watch a title I look for a few things to determine weather or not its worth your time. I obviously have my likes and dislikes but these are the lowest common denominators of what I look for: Beautiful Women, Beautiful Bodies, Heated Action, and Freak Factor. This title caught me by surprise, I typically cant stand Euro based titles, but this title had all of the above, so I have to represent for these overseas honnies. Classy looking women, beautiful faces, skin and bodies and the perfect mix of stockings, skin, boots and heels. There is only one way this title could have had more to offer and that would have been by making the women domestic and adding at least one brotha to the mix. Anal, Oral, and every position under the sun. Beautiful women doing beautiful things, this is exactly what porn should be about. Take a look at the images attached, if the women get you started this title will finish you off.
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Reviewers Note: In the interest of full disclosure it is important to note that I produce a series of amateur titles. My work is completely unrelated to the mainstream adult industry but I still feel it is important to mention. Quick Hit: Legal Skin #17 Euro was pretty decent. I often find discs featuring Euro girls to be a little monotonous. But this disc has a great mix of cast members. All turning in at least average scenes with a few stand outs. If you are into Euro Girls you might want to give this disc a look. DVD:Smash Pictures always does an average job with their disc presentation. They seem to follow a template which creates uniformity but lacks the excitement a well planned disc can add to the title. Scene 1: Kathy Anderson Platinum blonde, Kathy Anderson starts this disc off proper. She ha some decent sword swallowing skills and is really enthusiastic with her ole work. This also carries over into a great scene that features some doggy style, mish, and reverse cowgirl anal.
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The Little Details Running Time: 154 min. Production Date: 12 / 5, 13, 15 / 2004, 1 / 11, 12, 13 / 2005 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Zafira, Roxy, Tamara, Ellen Saint, Liliane Tiger, Kathy Anderson, Nataly Brown, Clark, Renato, Nick Lang, Ricardo Bell, Cage, and Wien Lewis The Short Story Initial Expectations: Jordan has been doing a very nice job with this series. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: The girls are some of the best looking yet, but the sex didnt seem quite up to the normal level of the series. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot young European women taking it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting lots of extremely passionate sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit muffled, has a few background noises, and is slightly out of balance. Its made worse by being at a low level that makes you have to crank it up to the point that theres a fair amount of speaker hiss to hear it well.
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Planting Seeds 
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Mike Foster, Vanda, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Choky Ice, Simony, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Lara Croft, Simony Diamond, Csoky Ice
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 11/7/2004
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Planting Seeds Studio: Smash Pictures Category: Cream Pies director Director: Jordan Hart starring Starring: Mike Foster, Vanda, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Choky Ice, Simony, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Lara Croft Synopsis I's always good to see a boxcover where Simony is in, Smash bring us her and six more girls who will take internal pops. All the sex is well capture, some decent camera work, you have to consider that some of the scene are shot outdoors, not the greatest music but at least is not annoying. There's not plot just an easy follow up, formula that finish with a cream pie vaginal or anal.
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Welcome to a dvd starring the lovely Simony and it has the added perk of being an all internal pop dvd, featuring four pussy pops and one spunk torpedo is left in a girls ass. If creampies are your thing then I suspect Smash has brought some hot girls here for you and let's see how messy they let these girls get. Simony: Very nice lead off scene as this beautiful woman gets us going with some outside tease. You can see it's a breezy day and Simony is making eye contact with the waterboy. I must say she is looking hotter than ever in her white outfit and she leaves her seat to head inside where she thumbs through a magazine. Our waterboy comes in and the two do some heavy flirting leading to him moving over to caress her silky smooth thighs. You also see her lovely breasts released and sucked on and Simony's pussy gets devoured as the excellent sound conveys. I know there are many a guy and girl that would dive right in that sweet pussy. Simony then gets her turn and she does a solid job polishing his knob and I liked the up close shots for the blowjob.
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NOTE: This review has been updated from its original form. I had a few inaccuracies, and after an e-mail from Jordan Heart have changed a few things to reflect what I learned. Ive also included Jordans explanation at the end of the review in his own words. The Little Details Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 9 / 6 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Simony, Sylvi, Vanda, Melanie, Liz Honey, Lora Craft, Mya Diamond, Choky Ice, Frank Major, Lauro Giotto, Mario, Mike Foster, and Nick Lang The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash and Jordan have been doing great things lately, and Ive really been looking forward to this release. Im going in with very high expectations and just hope theyre not too high to be met! Initial Reaction: Theres some decent sex here, but the internal pop shots dont always work the best.
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Legal Skin 14 
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Frank Gun, Bruno, Amanda, Jennifer, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Mandy Bright, Lauro Giotto, Judy White, Mya Diamond, Dorina, Nikky Blond
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 5/17/2004
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Here we go with some hot young Eurosluts to tempt us. I see some anal, g/g play, 2 on 1 action so I say let's dive right in. I had troubles getting ID's on the girls so my review will be slightly different than others as I'll just describe the scene mostly, though Mandy Bright was recognized though it took me a bit! Scene 1: We have two girls to start with one guy but soon one leaves and a cute dark haired beauty is left. The lighting isn't to bad and soon we see some kissing and breast massaging. The nice tits are soon bared and get sucked on before she drops down for some close up knob polishing. A good aggressive pace to the blowjob and a great shot from underneath shows off her tits. We get more breast sucking leading to some nice pussy eating, her kittie was definitely worth munching on. The sex is pretty fast featuring mish, doggie anal, spoon anal, and it all ends with a good facial. Some good underneath shots highlight this scene.
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The Little Details Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 3 / 9 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Nikky Blond, Mya Diamond, Jennifer, Amanda, Dorina, Judy White, Mandy Bright, Bruno, James Brossman, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, and Lauro Glotto The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive only seen Legal Skin 13 out of this series, but it was hot enough that Im going into this one with extremely high expectations. Initial Reaction: The movies very good but the overall DVD lacks a little. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot European women taking it in each of their holes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker was basically dead the entire time. The only time it came to life was when there was music, and then the music was the only thing to come through the right speaker.
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Legal Skin 13 
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Angel, Mike Foster, Vanessa, Nick Lang, Mary, James Brossman, Frank Gunn, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Silva
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 2/12/2004
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Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys.
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The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 11 / 25 / 2003 Director: Jordan Cast: Liz Honey, Silva, Mary, Angel, Vanessa, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Frank Gunn, James Brossman, Mike Foster, Nick Lang, and Bob Terminator The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this series, and am really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: I can see why this series was receiving so much praise! Who Should Watch It : Fans of cute young girls who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high end audio The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker had all of the music at a higher level than the audio from the scene. It really stands out during the sex as the right speaker goes dead while the left contains all the audio. Other than the speaker balance problem, the audio is very good.
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Expectations As I have said repeatedly, this has been the strongest barely legal series on the market. It has consistently delivered a stunning array of hot Eurogirls engaging in steaming depravity. You can bet that I'm looking forward to this one. Technical Jordan has done an outstanding job of lighting, editing, video and audio capture. The mastering and menus are a little unique, but very effective. Overall, very competent technicals. Director Jordan Extras Gallery, Trailers Condom Use No Target Audience Gonzo Fans, Barely Legal Fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Andy Brown Andy is a brunette lovely with a slim build and mile long legs. She wears a colorful minidress and looks quite elegant. She bends down to give her beau some head. She has a very good look and reminds me a lot of a young Janine. He returns the favor by going down on her and fingering her a bit. Then it's on to the sex, starting with some vag and then progressing to anal. She uses a clit vib on herself as he takes her from behind.
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Legal Skin 11 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Eve, Kathy, Jasmine, Jara, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Choky Ice, Mia Stone, Agnes Black, Christal, Agness, Severine
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 7/15/2003
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Expectations As many of you know, I consider this series to be the best of the barely legal genre. In fact, I don't generally love this genre, but this series tends to have such hot euro girls that it is a definite watch. I'm looking forward to this edition. Technical The technical merits of this disc are strong. The video is professional and sharp. The lighting is adequate as is the audio. The mastering is clear and attractive. Director Jordan Extras Photo gallery, trailers Target Audience Gonzo fans, Barely legal fans Condom Use? Who's Hot? Jasmine Jasmine is a hot little blonde with a great butt. Her tits are a tad on the small side, but all in all she is a cutie. And she sucks a mean cock. This girl really likes making love to a cock with her mouth. She swallows some at the end, as well. There is also anal in this scene. Whack Factor: 8 Jara Jara is another hot little euro blonde. She looks great in a lace top and mini skirt. She drops to her knees to administer a smoking double BJ to two lucky stiffs.
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Legal Skin 10 
(3.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)

Starring: Angel, Barbara, Mona Lisa, Nick Lang, Fabiana, Foxy, Choky Ice, Roge, Hugo, Giovani, Barbara (France), Csoky Ice
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Tom Stone
Release date: 6/23/2003
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Title: Legal Skin 10 Cast: Angel (blonde/anal), Fabiana (Latin/anal), Mona Lisa (Latin/anal), Barbara (Latin,/Threesome), Foxy (Latin/anal).Nick Lang, Giovani, Choky, Roge, Hugo. Overall Opinion: Excellent Hot Models and Great Scenes. All Scenes Condoms. No ATM Scene Descriptions: 1. Angel = Nice Body, BJ Hand/Mouth Combo, Reverse Cow Girl, Doggie, (Anal Missionary), Medium Vocal/Energy, Pop Shot Facial/partial mouth with BJ Approx. 18 mins. 2. Fabiana = Excellent Latin Body, BJ with creative tongue action, Oral on female, Missionary, Doggie, (Anal Doggie, Reverse Cow girl), Medium Vocal, Good Energy, Pop Shot to Mouth with Smile. Approx. 18 mins. 3. Mona Lisa = Excellent Latin Body, BJ with Ball Sucking, Oral on female, doggie, message anal, (Anal Doggie, Reverse Cow Girl), Medium Vocal, Good Energy, Pop Shot to Facial/BJ. Close to ATM. 4. Barbara = Nice Latin Body, Three some with two other guys, Dual BJ, Oral on female, One position whole scene = doggie with BJ, Blinded with Pop Shot Shower. No DP or Anal. Medium Vocal/Energy. 5.
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The Little Details Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 12 / 17 / 2002 Director: Tom Stone Cast: Mona Lisa, Foxy, Angel, Barbara, Fabiana, Nick Lang, Giovane, Choky Ice, Roge, and Hugo The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty hot series. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but the lack of much audio from the performers held it back for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting young legal girls doing nasty things Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a wide variety of sex acts or a bit of plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is free of background noises, but its also free of most of the noises from the performers as well. The video is nicely done. Theres barely any grain and its nicely lit throughout the entire movie. Music: The music is okay. It has a little variety and works for the scenes, but it also completely overpowers the audio in most of the scenes. Menus: The menus are nicely done.
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GENERAL INFO -This is not a gonzo title. There is music throughout and no dialogue. -CONDOMS are used in every scene, yuck. -Scenes are short (less than 20 minutes) -Cumshots (or at least the aftermath) are shown in the intro for every scene. This is a major no-no, because it ruins the surprise. If its a weak popshot (which some of these are), I almost dont even want to watch the scene. -The theme of the movie is these girls are prostitutes. -There are some extras, but who cares? The only extras I have any interest in are interviews and behind the scenes footage. (This has neither) ANGEL This girl is not very attractive to me. She does vag and anal with a dribble cumshot. Very boring scene. FABIANA This girl has a very interesting look, but she doesnt do it for me. Her body is smokin though. She does vag and anal (which was very uninspired) folowed by a less than impressive facial popshot. The guy in this scene is a wookie that *tried* to cut his hair off...beware. MONA LISA This girl is HOT and perhaps this movie's only redeeming point.
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Legal Skin 8 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Gina, Leslie Taylor, Lara, Nick Lang, Passion, James Brossman, Lenka, Choky Ice, George Uhl, Laura Lion, Dori, Lara Stevens
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Rex Sweet
Release date: 5/1/2003
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The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 17 / 2002 Director: Rex Sweet Cast: Dorothy, Lenka, Lara, Passion, Gina, James Brossman, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, George Uhl, and Csoky Ice The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with this series. Im going in with fairly high hopes. Initial Reaction: Although the DVD as a whole lacks slightly, the movies a winner! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see hot euro-girls doing nasty things Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to hear the performers well The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: There isnt much for audio outside of the music. What there is seems nicely balanced, but its hard to tell with how little of it there is. The video is much better. Its nicely lit and clear, and comes across very evenly throughout the movie. Music: The music is soft and sexy. Unfortunately, its also pretty much the only audio in the movie. Menus: The menus are nicely done.
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