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John Holmes Extreme Facials 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Serena, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Kimberly Carson, Aaron Stuart, Vanessa Tibbs, Connie Petersen
Studio: VCX

Release date: 5/6/2008
John Holmes Extreme Facials reviews:
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A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent.
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Suze Randall's Stud Hunters 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Randy West, Debi Diamond, Desiree Lane, Marc Wallice, Joanna Storm, Blake Palmer, Michael Morrison, Paul Barresi, Greg Derek, Dave Cannon, Craig Roberts, Steven Douglas, Suze Randall, Amy Allison, Pippi Anderssen, Lisa La Roo, Misty Mallory
Studio: Suze Randall

Directed by: Suze Randall
Release date: 1/31/2005
Suze Randall's Stud Hunters reviews:
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The Little Details Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 1983 Director: Suze Randall Cast: Joanna Storm, Suze Randall, Desiree Lane, Kavlar, Amy Allison, Pippi Anderssen, Lisa La Roo, Misty Mallory, Randy West, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Blake Palmer, Craig Roberts, Paul Baressi, Michael Morrison, Greg Derek, Dave Cannon, and Steven Douglas The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although Ive heard great things about Suze Randall, this is the first Ive seen of her movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Golden age porn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of plot or long sex scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty darn impressive when one considers that this movie was made in the early eighties. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video is a bit grainy, but for a movie thats shot on film its pretty impressive.
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New Wave Hookers 
(3.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Ginger Lynn, Kristara Barrington, Gina Carrera, Brooke Fields, Desiree Lane, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker
Studio: VCA

Directed by: Gregory Dark
Release date: 4/24/2000
New Wave Hookers reviews:
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The Dark Brothers' "New Wave Hookers" was an original (before the numerous sequels), hot, hilarious movie upon its release in 1985 and some, but not all of those elements hold up today. The story involves two slackers, Jimmy (Jamie Gillis) and Jamal (Jack Baker), who spend their time drinking beer and watching porn videos. As the movie begins, Jimmy tells Jamal they should become pimps and open an escort service, New Wave Hookers, where the girls would fuck to new wave music. They soon fall asleep, where they are transported into another world: They now run New Wave Hookers Incorporated and have a "dog" (Steve Powers), who telepathically receives phone calls. Their first girl is Candy (Desiree Lane), who skates into their office. Jimmy and the "dog" try her out, while Jimmy watches and masturbates (Jack Baker was actually a legitimate actor, playing Sticks on "Happy Days", and his sexual acts are limited to self-gratification and oral sex). Next Brooke Fields and Kimberly Carson visit a barely recognizable Peter North, who lives in a tent.
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New Wave Hookers A disc review by Flash Release Specs: Distributor: VCA Edition Details: Standard MSRP: $39.95 DVD Release Date: August 1999 Movie Specs: Genres: Feature, Classic (1985 - 1990) Run Time: 75 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 1985 Director: Gregory Dark Written by: Gregory Dark, Platinum Fire Cast: Ginger Lynn, Desiree Lane, Kristara Barrington, Kimberly Carson, Brooke Fields, Gina Carrera, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Tom Byron, Steve Powers, Peter North, Greg Rome, Steven Drake       Disc Specs: Audio: English 2.0 Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Full Screen, 1.33:1 Video Format: NTSC Regional Code: 0 (All) Disc: DVD 5 (SS, SL) Special Features: Cast List, Photo Gallery  [ /image ] --> Synopsis: Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker are talking about how they should become pimps and how great it would be if they could program the prostitutes to fuck to New Wave music.  They drift off into slumber land and their discussion becomes the focal point of their dream. Audio/Video: New Wave Hookers is presented with an English 2.0 Stereo track, which sounds
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New Wave Hookers (1985) Studio: VCA/Dark Bros. Directed by: Gregory Dark Starring: Ginger Lynn, Desiree Lane, Kimberly Carson, Kristara Barington, Brooke Fields, Gina Carrera, Jack Baker, Jamie Gillis, Steve Powers, Tom Byron, Peter North, Rick Cassidy, and Steve Drake Running Time: 1:14 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection and 8-picture photo gallery The First Word: This classic but edited film is more wierd than sexy; it's good for a laugh but probably won't excite your mojo. Plot Synopsis: New Wave Hookers is a porno that only could have come out of the 1980s: from the costumes, to the original music, to the dialogue, it's New Wave all the way. It's also not something you want to show to anyone who's politically correct, because this film isn't. The movie begins with two guys (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) watching a porno in a bachelor's apartment, complete with skin mags and pinups all over the place.
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