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Only the Best Of Breasts 
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, Keisha, Marc Wallice, John Leslie, Tony Martino, Kay Parker, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Mike Ranger, Candy Samples, Vanessa D'oro, Lotta Topp, Herschel Savage, Ali Moore, Susan Nero, Jose Duvall, Jeanette Littledove
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: Buck Adams, Jim Holliday
Release date: 10/9/2009
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Thirteen scenes from what some say is the golden age of porn. Unfortunately many of these film prints have gotten a bit faded through the years and aren't restored to their glory here. We are so used to hardcore today, that some of these scenes aren't quite fulfilling anymore...and the musical soundtrack is certainly something I'm glad has gone the way of the eight track tape player. Anyhow, here is a listing of the scenes and if hardcore, it is mentioned. Flick is narrated by Jim Holliday who adds a few tidbits about the women.
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A collection of gold and silver-era big-boob stars in clips from their films. The sex is definitely from that period--less harsh but a little less explicit. This was transferred over from VHS and the video quality is lacking, sounds is uneven. It's a good compilation if you like that era of soft bodies and (mostly) natural boobs, but the video quality makes this less attractive than most "regular" videos.
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Easy (Cal Vista) 
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jessie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 7/1/2008
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Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review.
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Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX.
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Star Fuckers (VCX) 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Serena, Nancy Suiter, Rhonda Jo Petty, Laurie Smith, Aaron Stuart, Francois Papillon, Jesse Adams, Deidra Hopkins, Johnny Hardin
Studio: VCX

Release date: 5/12/2008
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Star Fuckers (2008, VCX) is a compilation of scenes from a variety of classic porn features. A review follows.
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Sex Slaves Of Satan 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, Nancy Suiter, Mike Ranger, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Veri Knotty, Sonny Landham, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Tami Lee Curtis, Eileen Wells, Ric Lutze, Phaery Bird, Cris Peterson
Studio: VCX

Release date: 5/6/2008
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Compilation of 10 scenes from classic 1970s films with a rougher edge.
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John Holmes Extreme Facials 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Serena, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Kimberly Carson, Aaron Stuart, Vanessa Tibbs, Connie Petersen
Studio: VCX

Release date: 5/6/2008
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A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent.
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Female Athletes 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, Dorothy Le May, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Regal, Jim Brown, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Cris Cassidy, Honey Holiday, Johnny Hardin, Lisa K. Loring, Karen Boston, T.J. Carson, Darcie Peters, Spender Travis
Studio: Video-X-Pix

Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 3/7/2004
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday,  Dorothy LeMay,  Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno.  But before yo
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Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Dominique, John Seeman, Laurien, Bob Chinn, Christian DeShaffer, Candida Royale
Studio: VCX

Directed by: Damon Christian
Release date: 8/31/2003
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I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer.
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Swedish Erotica Hard: Seka Special 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Paul Thomas, Randy West, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, K.C. Williams, Yoko, Mystic, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Janie, Bambi, Candy Barbour, Judy Carr, Mike Eyck, Kurt Lyons, Jay Steele, Monique Fuentes, Brianna Beach
Studio: Odyssey

Release date: 2/19/2003
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This is a compilation of some of Seka's best work - most of them from older Swedish Erotica loops. For those that like sex within threesomes, this is your tape as most of the loops feature two women (one of them being Seka) with a guy. Some are incredibly erotic - like the one starring Seka with Jamie Gillis and a very attractive young woman (who is uncredited, but appears to be none other than Lysa Thatcher - a hot little vixen from the Golden Age of Porn). The sex in this loop is extremely erotic - starting with Jamie spreading and holding the young vixen's sleek silk-stockinged legs apart with his hands - and then feasting on her sweet pussy while Seka undresses. Jamie finally pulls his tongue out of the squirming vixen's sopping pussy and loosens his grip on her stockings. With the vixen's pussy now fully primed by his cunning tongue, Jamie comes up behind the girl (who's laying on her back) and digs his massive cock between the back of her silky thighs up into her still-spasming snatch.
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Delicious & All American Girls 2 (Double Feature) 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, Debi Diamond, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer, Misty Regan, Desiree Cousteau, Veronica Hart, Shauna Grant, Jerry Butler, Paul Barresi, Karen Summer, R. Bolla, Laurie Smith, Rosa Lee Kimball, Aaron Stuart, George Payne, Gina Martell, Jane Kelton, Michael Gaunt, Nicole Scent, Candida Royale, Ken Starbuck, Jody Swafford
Studio: Adam & Eve

Directed by: Bill Eagle
Release date: 8/5/2002
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Casts: DeliciousVeronica Hart, Candida Royalle, Nicole Scent, Desiree Cousteau, Jane Kelton, R. Bolla, Aaron Stuart, Arthur West, Michael Gaunt, Ron Jeremy, George Payne; All American Girls 2Shauna Grant, Shelli Rey, Laurie Smith, Michelle Lee, Gina Martell, Rose Brandon, Jodie Preston, Ron Jeremy, Blake Palmer, Ken Starbuck, Tom Byron. Directors: Philip Drexler Jr. (Delicious); Bill Eagle (All American Girls 2) Production dates: ©1981 (Delicious); ©1983 (All American Girls 2) Lengths: 81 min. (Delicious); 84 min. (All American Girls 2) Extras: A photo gallery for each movie (18 images for Delicious and 30 images for All American Girls 2) and 15 trailers. Audio/visual quality: Overall, the audiovisual quality of the movies is acceptable given their age. Both are shot on film, with minimal scratches and other blemishes in the prints. The colors in Delicious appear somewhat faded with time, and the original editing feels choppy, with too many quick cuts between genital and facial close-ups. The focus and lighting are pretty good, however.
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800 Fantasy Lane (NuTech) 
(3.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Jamie Gillis, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Serena, Nancy Suiter, Christine Anderson, Hillary Summers, Chris Anderson, Bud Wide, Nicki Phillips, Candy Summer, Amy Leigh
Studio: NuTech

Directed by: Svetlana
Release date: 3/27/2001
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Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 1979 Director: Svetlana Cast: Jamie Gillis, Bud Wide, Chris Anderson, Nicki Phillips, Serena, Candy Summer, Desiree Cousteau, Amy Leigh, Nancy Suiter, Hillary Summers, and Lisa DeLeeuw Initial Expectations: This has some great performers from the golden age of porn. Hopefully itll live up to its fun premise. Initial Reaction: Although I really hate that the feature was edited, I still really enjoyed it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes natural women and plot with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters and anybody who likes more hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear and nicely balanced, although there is a little bit of dubbing. It sounds much better than I would have expected for the age. The video isnt crystal clear, but normally looks as good or better than most TV shows from the same era. There are a few spots where theres a little fuzz or pixelation, but overall its also very good.
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Hot Rackets 
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Desiree Cousteau, Rhonda Jo Petty, John Martin, Laurien Domineque, Turk Lyon, Candida Royale
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Release date: 11/28/2000
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Hot Rackets A disc review by Flash Release Specs: Distributor: NuTech Digital Edition Details: Standard MSRP: $19.95 DVD Release Date: November 2000 Movie Specs: Genres: Golden Age Classic (1972 - 1984), Feature Film A.K.A.: Hot Raquets Run Time: 81 minutes Rated: X Release Year: 1979 Director: Robert McCallum Written by: Milt Morton, Sam Norvell Cast: Candida Royalle, Desireé Cousteau (as Desiree Clearbranch), Jon Martin, Rhonda Jo Petty (as Rhonda Petty), Laurien Dominique (as Laurien Domineque), Turk Lyon, Cris Cassidy, Don Fernando (as Don Gomez), Mike Ranger (as Mike Fairmont), Ray Wells, John Raymond, Fred Runyan, Chuck Hadman, Mimi Morgan (as Mimi Zuber)       Disc Specs: Audio: English 2.0 Mono Subtitles: none Video: Pan & Scan, 1.33:1 Video Format: NTSC Regional Code: 0 (All) Disc: DVD 10 (DS, SL) Special Features: Photo Gallery, Trailers  [ /image ] --> Synopsis: Lizs (Candida Royalle) husband Herb (Jon Martin) spends all of his time at a tennis club.  She hears that all that goes on at the club is sex.  So she joins the club to see for he
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Directed by Robert McCallum 1979 Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes 38 seconds Truly a classic adult film. That it is a product of the seventies is clear from the opening credits where the screen is broken into four parts with a tennis ball in the middle. Over the tennis ball are displayed the names of the cast and primary crew, and the four screens play various clips from the film whetting the viewers appetite and preparing them for what is about to come. It all starts when Herb Adler (John Martin) wakes up and rolls over to his nude wife, Liz (Candida Royalle). He begins to grope her and tries to arouse her, but she will have none of it. Through an angry exchange on Herb's part, we find out that this is their usual behavior. Herb claims she is frigid. She does not deny this, and Herb storms off to get a shower. In the shower, the maid Sally (Chris Cassidy) expresses her sympathy for Herb.
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Ecstasy Girls, The (Caballero) 
(4.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, Leslie Bovee, Nancy Suiter, Robert Bullock, Turk Lyon, Stacy Evans, Frank Hollowell, Laurien Dominique, Richard Norris, Jaquita Johnson, Con Covert, Randy Roetman, Jerry Mills
Studio: Caballero

Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 6/27/2000
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Here is a splendid little classic from 1979, produced by Harold Lime and directed by Robert McCallum. As is usual with "Golden Age" classics, the plot, acting, exterior shots and general production values are outstanding. This flick was shot on location in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Lake Tahoe and San Francisco. They dont make them like this anymore. Jamie Gillis plays a washed up B-movie star who is down on his luck. He has been reduced to escorting starlets to movie premieres, a service for which his agent pays him a few bucks plus expenses. He still makes the rounds of Hollywood parties, however, and at one such event, his host, J.C. Church, observes him seducing Desiree Cousteau. It is a hypnotic scene; Cousteau was a beautiful girl with wonderful, natural breasts. Georgina Spelvin secretly observes them, while being secretly observed herself by J.C. Church telephones Gillis that night with an interesting proposition. J.C. is the brother of Edgar Church, a rich industrialist from whom J.C. stands to inherit money.
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Centerspread Girls 
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Studio: Caballero

Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 5/29/2000
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Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine.
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Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years.
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Easy (NuTech) 
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jessie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Studio: NuTech

Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 4/24/2000
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Starring: Jessie St.James, Desiree Cousteau, Georgina Spelvin, Richard Pacheco, Mike Horner Directed By: Anthony Spinelli Wistfully conjuring daydreams and calling them goals, some often say that before they die they'd like to travel the world, or finally read the complete works of Shakespeare. To those people, let me say this: Everything worth seeing in Europe is on top of a hill, and the important characters in Shakespeare all die. Actually, I don't recall anyone dying in A Midsummer Night's Dream, but that's beside the point. What I'm getting at is that these lofty goals are frequently not worth pursuing. Europe is exhausting and Shakespeare is sad. Instead, may I recommend you turn your cultural attentions to classic porn? Nobody gets stabbed with a poisoned sword and everyone gets laid. And sometimes, they have funny haircuts. One of the best, and most overlooked among the "good ol' day" roster of porn titles is Easy.
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"Easy" is a Golden Classic release by NuTech of a movie first released on film in 1979. The first thing that piqued my interest about this title was the prominent placement on the case saying all sex scenes are multiple angle. I was interested in where they found the extra footage and hoped this would be explained in the commentary. When the alternate angle icon showed up on the screen, I switched angles, to find that the "multiple angle" was merely the film reversed. There is no extra footage, and reversing the film has an interesting side effect, the lips don't match the voice. Throughout the rest of the movie, the angle icon becomes a constant reminder of the wool the studio tried to pull over the eyes of the viewers.Getting more into the action of the movie, this seems typical of 1970s porn and reminds me of Insatiable, another classic movie. Considering this is a film transfer, the video is surprisingly clear with good color reproduction. There are some visable flaws, but this look to be from the original film media, and not a side effect of being transfered.
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You know that when you have a classic on your hands youre going to see things you dont see in todays porn. Easy is all about what you wont see in the modern age of porn: a student who grabs his teacher after class and makes her lick his cum covered dick; a 17 yr old boy who breaks into teachers house and turns her on at knifepoint; a woman tongue fucking a guys ass; a catfight which results in one woman raping/seducing the other; full-body camera shots, kissing, foreplay, lots of bush, and tube socks. Exited yet? Well, you should be cause Easy is one of the most arousing flicks on DVD.Filmed in 1979, Easy was Jesie St. James first starring role. I wouldnt have known that if not for the Jim Holliday/ Jill Kelly commentary. Jesie appears the professional in every way. The plot is basically a few years in the life of a schoolteacher turned slut.
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Legends of Porn (Nutech) 
(2.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Ginger Lynn, Georgina Spelvin, Marilyn Chambers, Desiree Cousteau, Jessie St. James, Annette Haven, Leslie Bovee
Studio: NuTech

Release date: 4/24/2000
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Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars.
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