There are three things I can count on in this life: death, taxes, and the Red Sox choking.er, scratch that last one. Add to the list: crappy porn from the Euros. Porn in Europe just doesnt translate well to American taste. For example, take Sweetie Situations (even the title doesnt quite translate). In fact, take it out of my DVD player and toss it in the nearest garbage can. Where to start? Okay, the positives. Female talent ranging from acceptable to attractive to great looking. Lots of anal action. Facials for everyone. Thats about it! What I hate: No identifying of the stars; overuse of slo-mo; long setups in a foreign language (7 ½ minutes for Scene 1); subtitled moaning (Yes, I like it!); soft couples music; too much kissing (even for a couples flick); way too much gaping; looping; bad editing (whats up with the sideways shots?); and terrible camerawork (shaking, peek-a-boo style shooting). Since In-X-Cess didnt seem to think identifying the performers was important, I cant give a scene-by-scene accounting.