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Praise The Load 9 
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, D Snoop, Eric John, Jennifer White, Chad Alva, Mia Rider, Maddy O'Reilly, Ana Foxxx, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel, Chase Ryder, Emma Snow
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/19/2014
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Praise the Load 9 from Jules Jordan video is presented by Mike John and directed by T. Von Swine. This is a two disc set, with disc 1 containing 4 scenes, and disc 2 containing the final 2 scenes, as well as a 43 minute behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. This is a good entry in the series, with many of the girls taking cock deep down their throats. Theres a bit of fucking thrown in, but mostly its lovely women doing blow-bangs, sucking as much cock as they can before getting their faces plastered.
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Tim Von Swine presents a 2-disk collection featuring 6 babes who each participate in 4-man blowbangs. Of course, Tim being Tim, he has to get his nut off twice in this one! LOL. Donít blame him, actually! He has a nice cast in this one but Iím most excited to see Maddy OíReilly make her long awaited debut at the Chateau. Jennifer White, Chase Ryder, Mia Rider, Ana Foxxx and Emma Snow round out the cast.
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The latest in the blow bang series from director Tim Von Swine. Praise the Load is the name and we have six girls spread out over two discs who tease us, then please us taking on four dicks apiece in their respective scenes. Tim has a couple stay after school for a little teacher/ student conference, lol. This adds some sex into the mix along with one more load for the girls. You have first timers here along with absolute lovers of blow bangs- see Maddy O'Reilly's scene for that. Very easy to recommend for fans of blow bangs.
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Load Almighty 2 
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Darryl Hanah, Chastity Lynn, Emma Heart, Andy San Dimas, Tatiana Kush, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/19/2014
Previews: Movie Trailer
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The greatest hits of Mike John and Tim Von Swine! This 2-disk compilation disk covers 8 scenes from the pairs earlier spectacular Praise The Load franchise. Over 4 hours of girls participating in blowbangs with up to 4 guys and taking a lot of spunk all over their faces. Sarah Shevon, Andy San Dimas, Emma Heart, Katie St. Ives and Chastity Lynn are only some of the girls showing off their skills!
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A new comp title from Mike John Productions and the scenes over this two disc set are taken from the Praise the Load series so you know the girls will do a lot of cock sucking and then being rewarded for their hard work with multiple loads blasted to their faces. Two discs here so plenty of blow bang material to enjoy.
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D Snoop, Sarah Shevon, Veruca James, Cameron Canada, Tony Martinez, Alana Rains, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/25/2013
Previews: Movie Trailer
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If you want anal, DPs, and cum eating, this should be a must buy release. Each and every girl turns out two cum swallowing scenes and there's great chemistry from start to finish. Add in well done technical aspects and a great behind the scenes featurette and this becomes yet another release that shows why Tim Von Swine deserves a heck of a lot more attention than he ever receives.
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Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DPís and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I donít know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swineís efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one!
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The latest entry in the No Cum Dodging Allowed line which reaches a Baker's Dozen here with #13. Tim Von Swine brings four ladies over to the Beer Chateau for some fucking 'n' sucking ending with the women taking all the cum and swallowing it. In addition to the fine oral action captured here you have each girl adding some fucking as well including anal and in some cases double penetration. Von Swine also gets lucky in this one, a few times getting his cock sucked and also analizing them before blasting off the pig sauce for them to consume. If you've seen the series before this one fits in nicely as each girl did her part and thankfully so did the studs filling them up with jizz.
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Sperm Receptacles 6 
(4.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives, Adrianna Luna, Veruca James, AJ Applegate, Cameron Canada, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/26/2013
Previews: Movie Trailer
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A top notch girls with cum on their faces/in their mouths release.
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Tim Von Swine recycles this series after about 4 years. The premise is simple, the girls blow 3 or 4 guys at a time and swallow their jizz down. He has a nice cast with AJ Applegate, Veruca James, Adrianna Luna, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives and Cameron Canada, a hot new blonde. Girls, I hope you have a good appetite!
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A new blowbang from Tim Von Swine reviving the Sperm Receptacles line after a near 4 year absence. He's assembled a good cast too with Adrianna Luna, Veruca James and AJ Applegate among the girls featured. The gist of this show is the girls doing a blow bang usually with four guys resulting in the pops being fired off into their waiting mouths to be swallowed. This takes place in each scene here plus in two scenes, Adrianna's and AJ's, we get some after school play time for Timmy who takes on both girls adding in some pussy fucking along with the POV head games. If you've enjoyed the series in the past you should get a lot of satisfaction from this one too as the girls more than do their part to generate the jizz bombs fired off to end the scenes.
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Praise the Load 8 
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)

Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D Snoop, Lea Lexis, Tara Lynn Foxx, Chad Alva, Gabriella Paltrova, Veruca James, Gigi Loren, Abby Cross, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/27/2013
Previews: Movie Trailer
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This out time , I'm looking at Praise the Load 8 , the latest in this series which focuses on blowbangs, brought to you by director Tim Von Swine , and Jules Jordan Video.
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Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present their 8th volume of this popular series in which hot babes are smothered in cum. Actually, Mike John doesnít appear at all in this edition so itís mostly about Von Swine. They have some nice babes here to participate in blowbangs including Veruca James, Tara Lynn Foxx, Abby Cross and Gabriella Paltrova.
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The latest installment in the long-running series delivers some energetic cock-sucking and messy faces. The lineup of dicks has dwindled as the series has progressed -- earlier editions, in some cases, had twice as much spuzz -- but there's plenty of paste here for some pretty faces.
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Praise the Load 7 
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)

Starring: Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dick James, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Hooks, D Snoop, Jada Stevens, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow, Adrianna Luna, Leilani Leeane, Penny Pax
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/26/2012
Previews: Movie Trailer
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This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic.
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Mike John and Tim Von Swine have perfected the art of the blowbang and they are back with the 7th edition of their popular series. There is no fucking; this is all about the oral. By the end of the scene, the girls faces are covered with jizz. There is an impressive cast in this volume led by Jada Stevens, Leilani Leeanne, Lexi Swallow and drianna Luna.
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Great job from Mike and Tim to get all this messy flick ( pun intended ), together, you can feel the chemistry between the crew. I like the way every girl praise the Load with her face full of protein.
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D Snoop, Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/27/2012
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Mike John "No Cum dodging Allowed" series has been top quality product all the time and number 12 is not the exception, with great captures and ability to mix a bit the final work is pure genius.
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Mike John returns with his masterpiece series. As the title implies, Mike gathers up some babes and has them swallow many loads after a blowbang. He has a great cast in this one with Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Lexi Swallow and Katie St. Ives
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A new effort from Mike John taking us back to one of his best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. This time out we only have four girls but they all are very willing participants as you'll see. Anal for Jennifer White and Juelz Ventura who takes Sean Michaels in her butt! Lexi Swallow also has a very good scene in this and Katie St. Ives gets the balls rolling with her fine first scene. Well done and it keeps the series alive and hopefully it won't be two years before another volume comes out.
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Praise the Load 6 
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)

Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dana DeArmond, Liza Del Sierra, Hooks, D Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau, Lizz Tayler, Chad Alva
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2011
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Praise the Load 6 is the 6th installment in this blowbang series from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John. Six hot women, Liza Del Sierra, Chastity Lynn, Dana DeArmond, Lizz Tayler, Lily LaBeau, and Sarah Shevon, show off their cocksucking skills and love of semen in 3 hours and 30 minutes of penis worship and loads of jizz. Special features include behind the scenes footage, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. The movie is shot in widescreen. Great if you love blowbangs!
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There's a bit of a formulaic feel here, but maybe that's what we should come to expect. These are all mini-blowbangs, with no more than five tools applying paste to any one woman. Several hot ladies here, topped to my taste by French newcomer Liza Del Sierra and, in the finale, Sarah Shevon. Sarah just seems to be having a grand time, taking care of the boys, but also working her own pussy nicely. Watching her tickle her nub to a climax while a large gob of cum dangles from her front teeth is priceless.
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Director Mike John gives us porn fans a half-dozen scenes where some fine porn vixens, such as the French fox Liza Del Sierra, the vivacious Dana Dearmond, or the modelesque Lily LaBeau, services an assortment of guys until they drain their cocks onto the womens faces.
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Teenage Spermaholics 7 
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Chloe, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives, Ayden Blue, Reece Ryder
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/21/2011
Previews: Movie Trailer
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One of my favorite Mike John series and itís up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now itís back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths.
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And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives! Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time)
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A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex.
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Load Almighty 
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)

Starring: Cindy Crawford, Gianna, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Carolyn Reese, Naomi Cruise, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, London Keyes, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/14/2010
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A strictly compilation film featuring lots of dick and very little chicks. Fans of blow bangs rejoice as this two disk film features some gorgeous ladies taking cock after cock like pros. Lots of oral in this feature clocking in at over six hours. Some sex shot in POV in this oral dedicated film spread across twelve scenes.
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Mike John has compiled some of his hottest scenes from the Praise the Load and Jerkoff Material series. With Mike, you know what youre getting. Hes a top film maker and always films hot scenes. Blow bangs may not be for everyone, but if youre a fan, youre going to want to check this one out! London Keyes From Praise The Load 3London Keyes leads off this collection in an early scene. Shes not even 20, we learn! Tim Von Swines behind the camera and he even gets the directors titty grope in while also chatting. Shes very bubbly too as shes talkingSwine is smart enough to keep the camera peeled on London who has a smoking hot body, big D sized boobs which Swine cant help but slap again when he gets close. The wide spread open pussy shot was also quite good in getting just the right mood. The mopes are brought in and theres good titty and pussy play here before the blowbang commences. London even does a solid, climbing on top of a couple guys giving them access to the sweet nectar from her pussy while shes busy above giving multiple BJs.
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This is going to be a real quick review as Jules Jordan offers up a 2 disk, 12 scenes, almost 7 hours, 61 cumshot compilation from the Jerk Off Material and Praise the Load series. Look at the girls listed below and the number beside their name indicates the number of cumshots they take on their face. Adrianna Nicole 6 Katie St Ives 5 Cassandra Calegera 4 London Keyes 5 Naomi Cruise 4 Cindy Crawford 6 Carolyn Reese 5 Kristina Rose 4 Gianna Michaels 6 Gracie Glam 4 Velicity Von 6 Chayse Evans 6 Do I really need to say anything more? Look at the girls; one of Katies first scenes while her hair was real short, and she gets covered in cum. London Keyes takes 5 shots to that lovely face. If youre jonesing for a Gianna fix, she takes 6 shots.
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Praise the Load 5 
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Hooks, Katie St. Ives, Amber Swift, Kelly Surfer, Haley Cummings, Zoe Voss
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/20/2010
Previews: Movie Trailer
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This is a pure suck 'em and cum on 'em. Nice girls who love to suck dick getting their faces coated in thick cum. A few pretty girls, but mostly smaller natural tits. Two disc set.
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The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all.
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We have another successful blowbang title here from Mike John with the able assistance of Tim Von Swine who gets a little something something from a couple of the girls here! Lots of dick sucking here with glazed faces the end result- real simple premise which Mike & Tim have successfully done more times than most. Limited fucking too in two scenes plus Tim as I mentioned gets in with Claire and Kelly Surfer. Well worth a look see for blowbang fans.
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Praise the Load 4 
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lily Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/13/2009
Previews: Movie Trailer
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Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop?
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Here we go, porn fans, itís Mike Johnís latest version of blowbangs and monster facials. Mike always produces hot porn and I expect this to be the same, so letís get to it.
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Well we are back for another round of blowbang action and Mike's assembled a top notch batch of hotties for your viewing enjoyment. Newbies abound here with one notable exception, Kristina Rose and she's not been the biz a huge amount of time. Sierra Skye is among the first timers doing their first blowbangs and I know that will interest a huge section of a certain website, she doesn't disappoint. You also have solid efforts from the remaining girls, Vanessa Leon was another relative new girl I was keen on checking out and she rocked it with her typical cute, nervous vibe that I find instantly appealing. Well worth the time to slip in the player.
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Praise the Load 3 
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/18/2009
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Mike Johnís latest entry with the help of Tim Von Swine. This is a blowbang film and Mike produces some of the best smut in the business, so the combination should be a winner.
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Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk.
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Here we have a new one from Mike John though this time out it's Tim Von Swine who seems to handle a lot of the camera duties, you'll hear him talking with the girls in nearly every scene in the tease before the mopes are brought in for the blowbangs. No sex here save for two times, one was after London's scene where Tim gets some action and then in the extras he also has some extra fun with Dia Zerva so beyond that it's all dick luving from the ladies who also end up with glazed faces any employee of Krispy Kreme would love. Well worth it for fans of cock sucking.
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Praise the Load 2 
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Steve Taylor, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/8/2008
Previews: Movie Trailer
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This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here.
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Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material.
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A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying.
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Praise the Load 
(4.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Steve Taylor, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Cindy Crawford, Gianna, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Velicity Von, Aiden Starr, Wade Hardman, Hooks, Hannah West, Rachel Milan, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/24/2008
Previews: Movie Trailer
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This one's all to easy to recommend, blowbang fans will definitely want to check this one out. You've got some hotties in this one from Gianna to Cindy Crawford to Tatiana Kush to Velicity Von-- yep she's back!! Lots of strong cock sucking with balls and asses also licked ending in the same fashion-- ball battered faces grinning back at us! An easy pick up.
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Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District) 
(3.8 stars avg from 4 reviews)

Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Studio: Red Light District

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 12/12/2005
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Movie Type: Blow bang Time: 2 hours, 20 minutes, plus extensive extras Director: Tom Von Swine Themes: Face fucking, young girls, facials Condoms: NONE Production year: 2005 Stars: Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Allie Rae, Andrea Ash, Valerie Jackson, Jenna Presley, Velicity Vaughn, Marquetta Jewel Reviewed by: Joe College joecollege@my.adultdvdtalk.com Review: The Cum Glazed line is pretty much my favorite and the plot is very simple: hot, eager and extremely young sluts get blow banged and then rewarded with messy facials. This video isnt for everyone. I think it targets the younger crowd of frat boy types who fantasize about bringing a hot girl home from a party and then nutting all over her face. Theres lots of face fucking, dirty talk, ball sucking and ass licking and the guys make sure to take the girls to their limits. As I said, its not for everyone, but if this is the type of stuff you like, youll find it in this video.
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Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene.
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Cum Glazed #4 Director: Tim Von Swine. (Despite Vince Voyeur's name plastered all over the place.) Extras: Behind the Scenes: Tim follows Marquetta around while she sorts through her fuck-clothes, posing, her pre-game warmup, and her post-match glazing. Extra Pork: Velicity Von oils up her breasts and blows director Timbo till he comes all over her face. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Well this disc is something new to me. In the BTS, Tim refers to it as a "blowbang" which I guess is as good a term as any for the multi -blowjob-mini-bukkake scenes we have here.
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Where's the Cum? 2 
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Trinity Post, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Kelly Wells, Saana, Tim Von Swine, Carmen Sancha, Brianna Love, Sara Stone, Claire Robbins
Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/2/2005
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Where's the Cum? #2 Produced 07/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 170 minutes Directed by: Tim Von Swine Starring: Saana, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Trinity Post, Kelly Wells, Carmen Sancha, Sara Stone, Brad Baldwin, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Jason Horne, Lefty LaRue, Marcos Leon, Mark Furious, Tone"F.T.W." Capone, Kyle Stone and Tim Von Swine. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo Oral Where's the Cum? #2 is almost three hours and features seven girls blow banging several guys before swallowing multiple loads of cum. Most scenes begin with the girl chatting with director Tim Von Swine. He asks them some personal sexual questions and they talk dirty with their responses. The ladies then begin sucking cock, which includes plenty of deep throating. The girls don't get fucked, but the guys do play with their pussy's and there's some pussy licking.
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Well I just reviewed it's cousin over at RLD called Cum Glazed and here the ending is the girls swallowing the jizz instead of it glazing their pretty faces and that's the finish I like more having them gargle the jizz and then swallowing. Tim's brought a another fine group of girls along for the ride and rather than go scene by scene I'll just give some impressions of what I felt went on. The scenes again follow a similar pattern, the girls have a few words with Tim perhaps before the swinging cocks are brought before them. Some take on two maybe but I seem to recall most of the ladies taking on at least 3 cocks and to me that seemed like an ideal number though I think two maybe the best, no odd cock left out but then again the more the merrier so who knows eh! As for energy you can't top Kelly 'fuckin' Wells who just attacks the dicks put before her mouth and like another blond cockslut, Hillary Scott, we see Kelly's makeup smudged all to hell by scenes end due to the sheer force of the dicks slamming down her throat no less.
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Cum Glazed 3 (Red Light District) 
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Veronica, Carmen, Van Damage, Juan Cuba, Leah Luv, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Joe Rock, Summer Raine, Vanessa Michaels, Alektra, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Tiffany Rayne
Studio: Red Light District

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/2/2005
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Cum Glazed 3 Studio: Red Light District Director: Tim Von Swine Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:19:15 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Bonus Footage (0:54:58) Starring: Tiffany Rayne (Cover Girl) Vanessa Michaels Claire Robbins Summer Rayne Alektra Leah Luv Veronica Carmen Themes: Facials, Oral "Cum Glazed 3" is a fresh release from the expert pornographers at Red Light District. Tim Von Swine has really been producing some good smut for Vince Vouyer and RLD (e.g. "Sex & Groping"), so I'm eagerly anticipating this one what with the great lineup and the hot blonde Tiffany Rayne with her eyes glued shut with cum on the cover. Scene 1: Vanessa Michaels and several guys Vanessa, a bubbly blonde girl with some enormously luscious natural boobies, didn't spend too long in the porn game but did leave some good scenes behind in her wake; this is one of them.
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Welcome fans to a series which loves to get messy with its finishes and with the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine, directing I'd say we're in good hands. The list of young ladies who will have their faces doused in manjuice is impressive and I'll give you a taste,lol, of a few scenes as they all follow the same general pattern. Vanessa Michael: Well this busty natural blonde may have left the biz already but wow what an impression I got from her and that's with no anal too. This girls body is highlighted by two wonderfully large melons but I also like her cute face and the bootie is also bouncy. Swine has fun spanking that tush before we see the rest of Vanessa including those boobies. After soem Q & A with Swine the cocks are brought in and whammo she's surrouned. Lots of good head, some ass licking by her and yes with those juggs we just had to have titty fucking. Vanessa has nice energy, not to over the top and the eye contact was there.
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Where's the Cum? 
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Bailey, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Brad Baldwin, Tee Real, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Veronica Jett, Joe Rock, Tim Von Swine, Tia Sweets, Alektra, Jamie Elle
Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2005
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Well this is a fun review to write for me as I join the 700 club with it,lol. This is a pretty good premise as the girls are on a holy quest to find the elusive elixir known as CUM. Tim Von Swine has brought together a fine group of ladies and I think all their searches will end succesfully, what do you think,lol. So let's get to it. Bailey: Leading off we have a very hot newcummer with some absolutely huge tata's. She's got some meat on her bones but everything balances out nicely creating a very appealing young lady. Bailey has fun answering all of Swine's queries and we learn this is only going to be a bj scene so no pussy/ ass work for our young girl. Swine does a nice job roaming the camera over this young ladies frame but when she whips out those funbags all my focus shifts right to them. Man those are some fine looking titties and yes she does lick her nipples for us. Moving on we soon get a cock for young Bailey and she shows herself to be very good at sucking cock. A nice balance of no hands head, gagging, ball/shaft licking, and her eye contact was good.
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This oral gangbang movie is on the new red dvds made by Platinum X. Unfortunatly, there is still a small watermark in the corner of the screen throughout the movie. A few of my favorite girls are in this one, Hillary Scott and Kat, so I am looking forward to seeing it. Up first is a very pretty girl with big knockers named Bailey. After the interview, she gets to her knees and softly and slowly sucks on one guy until he jacks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls on her hands and knees to another room to blow a guy on a couch, and he ends up jerking off into her mouth and she swallows. She then crawls to another part of the house to find another guy to suck on. After an inverted bj, titfuck, ball licking, and cocksucking, he jerks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls towards the camera and slowly sucks him until he jerks off in her mouth and she swallows. A great scene. Kat is next, a pretty girl with braces on her teeth, starts out by sucking one guy at a time, but soon there is five cocks pointing in her face.
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Cum Glazed 2 (Red Light District) 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Astrid, Summer Lynn, Juan Cuba, Katin, Brad Baldwin, Vincent Vega, Richard Raymond, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Genesis Sky, Lefty Larue, Trent Soluri, Allie Sin, Jasmine Byrne, Saana, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Le Bang, Roadogg, Demetri XXX, Genesis Skye
Studio: Red Light District

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 12/18/2004
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Well I felt in the mood to watch some good ole fashioned cock sucking and nicely this title was handy. I see several lovely girls are on hand for this one, namely the ultra hot Katin and another cutie who is recently joined ADT, Genesis Skye is doing the deed here so let's find a cock circle and watch the babes go at it. Jasmine Byrne: They lead off with an absolutely awesome POV shot of Jasmine who has a great tan, nice eyes, and a great little body. Von Swine is behind the camera for this and we get some nice chatter between Jasmine and him. She is a little nervous but she is game so there is a little walk from her and she finds the boys all waiting in another room. Jasmine makes the rounds meeting the cocks and Von Swine runs through some acts he wants her to do and she readily agrees to licking some balls and eating ass! Von Swine asserts director privelege and does some boob caressing and a little pussy fingering also then he let's the men loose and Jasmine goes right to it.
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