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Boxcover for All Night Long and Tapestry of Passion: Double Feature
All Night Long and Tapestry of Passion: Double Feature 
(4.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: John Holmes, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Leslie Bovee, Desiree West, Sharon Thorpe, Joan Devlon, Melba Bruce, Suzy Chung, Toni Scott, Veronica Taylor, George 'Buck' Flower, Ric Lutze, Marius Mazmanian, Mick Jones, Esther Walker, Patrick Wright, Tallie Chochrane, Brenda Fogarty, Bobbi Jewell, Joan Morris, Lucy Coley, Donna Bowman, Cece Cochran, Charles Blessing, Linda McGain, Lydia Forsythe, Marion Wilcox, Marge Minter, Robin Sutherland
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome

Directed by: Alan Colberg
Release date: 7/8/2014
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This release from Vinegar Syndrome collects two films from director Alan Colberg and star John Holmes. Tapestry of Passion, the eighth Johnny Wadd film, doesn't fit in well with the series, but is an amazing adult film from the 1970s and should not be missed. All Night Long is a comedy, which is okay but nowhere on the level of Tapestry of Passion. The presentation of both films by Vinegar Syndrome is amazing.
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Young Marrieds, The 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)


Studio: Alpha Blue Archives

Directed by: Ed Wood
Release date: 7/1/2014
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The Young Marrieds collection from Alpha Blue Archives, fully titled The Young Marrieds Plus the Lost Films of Alice Friedland Five-Film Collection, brings Ed Wood's believed to be lost film The Young Marrieds along with the films Kiss My Analyst, Analyze Your Sex, and The Adventures of Flash Beaver. Discerning readers will note the list only includes four films, not five as the full box title states. The obvious highlight of the collection for many interested people will be the only hardcore film on the release The Young Marrieds, being one of Ed Wood's lost films, which honestly is a rather disappointing feature. Analyze My Sex is honestly not worth watching by anyone for any reason. Kiss My Analyst was not an awful but has a sub-par transfer. The Adventures of Flash Beaver was an awful film with a transfer that was not of watchable quality.
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Jungle Blue 
(1.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Annette Haven, David Pinney, Nina Fause, Candida Royale, Jeff Lyle, Iris Medina, Susan Fuentes, Jose Ferraro
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome

Directed by: Carlos Tobalina
Release date: 5/13/2014
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Jungle Blue has been an almost impossible film to come across since its original release and probably should have stayed that way as the film is far better in concept than in application. Vinegar Syndrome has done an amazing job with their release of the film that may interest fans of some of the stars. Unless you are a fan of the film, I would pass on this release.
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The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio and A Clock Work Blue Double Feature 
(2.5 stars from 1 review)


Studio: Vinegar Syndrome

Directed by: Eric Jeffrey Haims
Release date: 4/8/2014
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Vinegar Syndrome's double feature of The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio and A Clock Work Blue combine two films from director Eric Jeffrey Haims. The limited edition Blu-ray and DVD combination pack is limited to 1,000 copies. While The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio is okay, it may not be a title that you would want to view more than once. A Clock Work Blue is a fun release.
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Sexcula 
(1.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: John Alexander, Bud Coal, Debbie Collins, David F. Hurry, Tim Lowery, Marie McLeod, Bill Oleander, Jamie Orlando
Studio: Impulse Pictures

Directed by: Bob Hollowich
Release date: 4/9/2013
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Sexcula is a bizarre adult film to have come out of the 70s. The concept behind the initial story holds promise but the execution, and I am assuming severe production issues, render the film to a jumbled mess that is hard to watch. Impulse Pictures has done a great job with the video and audio presentation on the disc.
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Opening of Misty Beethoven, The (Platinum Elite) (Blu-ray) 
(4.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Jamie Gillis, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Jenny Baxter, Mary Stuart, Michael Gaunt, Peter Andrews, Cynthia Gardner, Crystal Sync, Terri Hall, Nancy Dare, Grover Griffith, Ras Kean, David Williams, Tia Von Davis, Terry Austin, Ian Morley, Lorraine Alraune, Jacqueline Beudant, Calvin Culver, Mark Margolis, Michael Ronds, Joann Sterling
Studio: DistribPix

Directed by: Henry Paris
Release date: 11/14/2012
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Distribpix have gone all out with the Blu-ray release of The Opening of Misty Beethoven providing the best quality version of this film seen yet on home video and a wealth of extras that delve into the film itself. This release is highly recommended for fans of the film, even if they own the previous VCA release, or for any fans of classic adult cinema.
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Rainwoman 6 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: T.T. Boy, Peter North, Nikki Sinn, Crystal Wilder, Jonathan Morgan, Lacy Rose, Melanie Moore, Victoria Secrett
Studio: Coast to Coast

Directed by: John T. Bone
Release date: 1/23/2012
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It looks like a bootleg DVD-R, has a DVD-Recorder menu, doesn't autoplay, and has chapters placed every 10 minutes instead of at the start of scenes...but it's the only official DVD release the movie has gotten, and at least the movie itself looks good.
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Peter North: The Lost Footage 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Randy West, Ron Jeremy, Tony Montana, Samantha Strong, Billy Dee, Marc Wallace, Carol Cummings, Chantel, Suzie Bartlett, Debbie Foley, Paulina Down
Studio: Antigua Pictures

Release date: 8/23/2011
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Culled from those old VHS tapes of the late 80s early 90s (that's my guess) we have an conglomeration of Peter North scenes lifted out of various movies....13 scenes in fact. I doubt they were really "lost" but rescued from oblivion off of those old movies is probably a better description. The woman often have huge hair and lots of hairspray. Peter even has what looks like a perm in one scene. That crappy music that pervaded porn back then is heard throughout the scenes. We've cum a long way baby since then, but those Peter North explosions are legendary and here they are again from the earlier days of his career.
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Christy Canyon: More Lost Footage 
(3.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Christy Canyon, Peter North, Randy West, Ron Jeremy, Blake Palmer, Tony Montana, Michelle Monroe, Frank James, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Kitty Luv, Mandi Wine, Tiana, Sasha Strange, Crystal Heart, Frankie Leigh, Dan T Mann, Stacey Lords, Johnny All, Debbie Foley
Studio: Antigua Pictures

Release date: 8/16/2011
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Christy Canyon was one of the most popuilar pornstars of the eighties and justifiably so. Christy was a beautiful woman with beautiful large natural tits. She had fun in her scenes and it showed up on screen. She was a dynamic sexual package whose career was too short.
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Boxcover for Driller: A Sexual Thriller XXX
Driller: A Sexual Thriller XXX 
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Angelique, Renee Summers, George Payne, Taija Rae, Esmeralda, Cassandra Leigh, Gypsy, Michelle Maren, Rod Retta, Dick Howard, Frank Serrone, Mr. J, Carson Dy, Peter Jay, Quazi Modo
Studio: Devil's Den

Directed by: Joyce James
Release date: 1/25/2011
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DRILLER: A SEXUAL THRILLER (1984/2010---Devil's Den) is a re-release of the "notorious sex horror classic" that's a parody of Michael Jackson's music video, Thriller. Here is a review.
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Although this might not be an overly hot piece of smut, this is still a movie that's well worth checking out just due to its creativity. This is a very nicely done parody of Michael Jackson's classic, and is more than a little ambitious even by today's standards. The technical aspects are quite impressive for the age of the movie and the extras show some decent effort thanks to a very nice video interview and a short audio interview. This one isn't going to be for everybody, but it's still worth checking out.
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Busty and Wet By Herself 2 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Mona, Keli Stewart, Uschi Digard, Angel Cash, Mary Waters, Jaki
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives

Release date: 12/22/2010
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A collection of video centerfolds, mostly R-rated by modern standards, of some classic busty models from the Golden Age era. Typical Alpha Blue Archives low-effort production. If you really want to see Keli Stewart or Mary Waters moving around instead of in stills, it's good stuff. But if you want something more than just a video posing guide, keep your magazines or photosets and look elsewhere.
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Voluptuous Naturals 
(1.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Leslie Winston, Big Bertha, Roxanne Brewer, Lillian Parker
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives

Release date: 9/1/2010
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A collection of old stag reels from the late 60s and 70s featuring busty models in posing and simulated masturbation. Video quality varies from mediocre to nearly unwatchable. The sound is entirely a music track of obscure 60s psychadelic rock. None of the models are credited so who knows who's in it. Worthwhile only if you have a fetish for this kind of video.
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Boxcover for Sex Slaves Of Satan 2
Sex Slaves Of Satan 2 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: John Leslie, Jessie St. James, Annette Haven, Richard Pacheco, John Seeman, Bonnie Holiday, Ken Scudder, Zebedy Colt, Terri Hall, Linda York, Lee LeMay, Uta Erickson, Erica Swanson, Brigitte Lahaine, Georgia Spelvin, Marilyn Lamour, Monique DuPrez
Studio: VCX

Release date: 5/13/2010
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The first installment of Sex Slaves of Satan featured several cool rape and violent sex scenes from 1970s classic porn. I guess VCX used up all their best material for the first installment, because here we get mostly short and confusing snipits that never get going and lead nowhere, along with just a few decent scenes worth watching.
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Boxcover for Afternoon Tease
Afternoon Tease 
(1.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Peter Dawson, Sandy Dempsey, Ron Darby, Donna Young, Casey Lorrain, Ken Wade, Alida Tennant
Studio: VCX

Directed by: C. Roberts
Release date: 5/10/2010
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VCX has re-released AFTERNOON TEASE (1976) as part of its series of remastered classic DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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Nasty Girls (VCX) 
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Joanna Storm, Tiffany Clark, Kelly Nichols, R. Bolla, Ashley Moore, Alan Adrian, Fred Lincoln
Studio: VCX

Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 5/10/2010
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I've watched a fair number of "classics" and most of them suck. This one's actually pretty good. It attempts to be a little better than the average porno without turning into a pretentous piece of shit. The original film was quality and the DVD transfer is done well. Best of all you get some stars when they were young and smoking, like Sharon Mitchell and Joanna Storm. I don't know why I've never heard of this one beforeif you like films from that era (about 1983), it's definitely worth a look.
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A classic from 1983 featuring longtime industry veterans Sharon Kane and Sharon Mitchell.
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VCX has re-released Henri Pachard's NASTY GIRLS (1983) that runs 71 minutes with 6 brief sexual encounters. Here is a review.
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Swinging Sorority 
(0.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Tom White, Anne Marie, Rick Cassidy, Cindy Wilson, Flora McIntosh, Susie Carlson, Wendy Sanders, Donna Hart, Andrea Michaels, Michael London, Robert Fantini
Studio: VCX

Directed by: Don Trendall
Release date: 5/10/2010
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The long and the short of this release is that as any sort of porn film, regardless of when it was made, this is a complete waste of time and of a disk. I stopped halfway through it as there were no actually penetration shots and except for the nudity factor, this would barely register as an “R” rated feature.
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Boxcover for Three Cheers For B J U
Three Cheers For B J U 
(0.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Michelle, Kitty, Sherry, Sharon Thorpe, Linda Lovewhip, Sheri Suzette, Suzzette
Studio: VCX

Release date: 5/10/2010
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During the Golden Age of adult films, there were many enjoyable adult films produced with good plots and good acting. The birth of DVD has caused a great many of those films to see the light of day again allowing those who enjoyed them in the theaters to enjoy them today along with a whole new audience that never got the chance to see them in the theaters originally. Along with these true classic adult films, the bottom of the barrel of the one day wonders are also resurfacing. Adult films that for all right should have been lost to time that are also being brought back out to the light of day. Unfortunately, Three Cheers for B.J.U. is the latter.
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Three broke hookers attend Linda Lovewhip's cock-sucking academy. Lesbian and straight-sex orgies ensue, with cock-sucking as the main feature. The film looks like it was shot on super 8 with WW2 surplus film stock. Sound is murky and the music is awful. Not worth a penny.
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VCX has re-released THREE CHEERS FOR BJU (197?) for its "Home of the Classics" series of standard frame, digitally remastered DVDs. Here is a review.
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...and Then Came Eve 
(2.5 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Ane Task, Olga Davis, Carl Rossi, Tim Bale
Studio: VCX

Directed by: Jim Harn
Release date: 4/8/2010
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VCX has re-released AND THEN CAME EVE (1979) as part of its classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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Boxcover for Senator's Daughter, The (Cal Vista Classics)
Senator's Daughter, The (Cal Vista Classics) 
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Release date: 4/8/2010
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Review: The Senators Daughter serves as a campy, yet interesting, look back into the world of adult films at a time much closer to its inception than the current one. As such, many of the technical and formulaic aspects of this production are quite different than what a porn fan of the modern era might be accustomed to, andnot surprisinglythe overall tenor of the film is quite different, as well. To many, different might mean bad. For instance, there are full bushes here on the men and the women, and the special effects are seriously outmoded. Additionally, the quality of the picture could be much better, though it certainly isnt awful. The sex scenes are typically short, and not all of them are actually hardcorethey are simply what fits best into the flow of the movie at the time. All of these things, of course, are reflective of the technology, societal aspects, and / or state of the industry at the particular timei.e. the 70s. So, from my perspective, different here doesnt necessarily mean bad but, instead, simply means different.
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VCX has re-packaged and re-issued Don Flower's THE SENATOR'S DAUGHTER (1978) with John Holmes and Leslie Bovee as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) 
(2.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)

Starring: Bunny Bleu, Amber Lynn, Mai Lin, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Joanna Storm, Kay Parker, Bridgette Monet, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Dave Cannon, Summer Rose
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Release date: 4/8/2010
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SUPERSTARS OF PORNO VOL. 1 (2010, Cal Vista Classics) is a compilation of mid '80s sex scenes that appear to have been shot on video. Here is a review.
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This is a compilation of classic porn presented in a manner unworthy of anything classic, but it is still interesting to watch.
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An anthology of early 80s era porn. A couple people actually deserve the "superstar" status but most don't. The credits (and lack thereof) defy logic. Video quality is so-so, but the audio is unlistenable. It's a decent DVD if you're a fan of the performers and you want to see someone again, but overall it's mediocre at best. Lower your expectations and you may be satisfied.
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Aunt Peg Ultimate MILF 
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Sharon Kane, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Seka, Juliet Anderson, Suzanne French, Lemay
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Release date: 3/26/2010
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An anthology of clips from Juliet Anderson (Aunt Peg)'s films. You either have to be a fan of hers, or be interested in the Golden Age (70s/80s) to appreciate this. If you are, it's a lot of fun. If you don't care for that period, then you'll probably find this too vanilla for your tastes.
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VCX has released a compilation of scenes from the career of Juliet Anderson called AUNT PEG ULTIMATE MILF. Here is a review.
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Aunt Peg's Fulfillment (Cal Vista Classics) 
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Sharon Kane, John Holmes, John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Richard Pacheco, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Aaron Stuart, Herschel Savage, Johnny Keyes, Suzannah French, Jeany Prank, Ann Janzs, Nancy Graham, Lee Grober
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: Wes Brown
Release date: 3/26/2010
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VCX has re-released AUNT PEG'S FULFILLMENT (1981) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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If you can recall memories of sitting in an adult movie theater in the waning days of that era, this movie will bring back some nostalgic memories. Other than that it is probably more of a novelty/history lesson to today's viewer.
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Debbie Does 'Em All (Cal Vista Classics) 
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Angel, Shanna McCullough, Jamie Gillis, Lynx Cannon, Lili Marlene, Lana Emerson, Judy Jump, Donna Linzy, Annie Love, Cori Marjon, Suzie Que, Rodney Grant, Peter Long, Danny Mann
Studio: Cal Vista

Directed by: Bob Vosse
Release date: 3/26/2010
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The overall story line of Debbie Does ‘Em All is this: Debbie (Angel) finally gets the job she wanted a stewardess. On her first flight she meets her old friend Pam (Shanna McCullough), who brings her to an orgy during their lay-over.
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VCX has re-released DEBBIE DOES 'EM ALL as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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Flipside (Cal Vista Classics) 
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Starring: Josey Duval, Johnny Nineteen, Lotta Topp, Tasha Voux, Josey Duvall, Millie Sutton, Diane Balsam, Patrice Trudiean, Jeremy Kane
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: Jack Genero
Release date: 12/8/2009
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VCXhas re-released FLIPSIDE: A BACKDOOR ADVENTURE (1985) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review.
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A feature from the "classic" (1985) era of porn. Basically a collection of standard porn faire connected together by a slender thread of forgettable plot. The actresses are pretty and natural looking, outside of Lotta Topp, a softbodied redhead with huge boobs and possibly the largest clit in porn. Outside of her scene, it's all pretty much the same old same old, with a mediocre video transfer and irritating sound. Unless you're a fan of this era or a particular performer, this is probably best forgotten.
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Girl Service 
(2.0 stars from 1 review)

Starring: Barry Vane, Zachary Strong, Mira Vane, Caro Keff, Rod Tuiet, Mara Dunn
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: E. Tense
Release date: 12/8/2009
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Savoy says, "tell me a story through sex." Tell me a good story through sex, because this one sucks.
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