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Kami Andrews
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Gia Paloma
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Isabel Ice
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Kelly Wells
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Texas' Asshole Massacre


Studio: Evolution Erotica
Category:  Feature film , Comedy
Director: Ivan
Starring: Sasha, Kat, Kris Slater, Dirty Harry, Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma, Isabel Ice, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells
Release Date: 3/8/2005
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If you want a horror-comedy-porno, then look no further than right here. There's plenty of humor as well as some great horror movie homages with Kami Andrews and Gia Paloma both doing great jobs. Then again, when you round out the female cast with Kat, Isabel Ice, and Kelly Wells you know you're going to have plenty of hard and nasty anal action. The sex and the story are both completely over the top and seem perfectly matched to each other. The technical aspects show some very good care, and there's a lot of effort put into the extras as well. If you're at all curious about this release, make sure you check it out.
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Kami Andrews opens up the movie with an informercial doing basically a Stone Cold Steve Austin redneck impression by talking in a bad southern accent and making beer swilling motions with her hand. The infomercial is for "Hollywood Official Starlet Agency". She pronounces mocha latte as moco latay. The informercial drags on for a bit where it could've been cut. Kat, a wanna be director, does a documentary while Alias is driving the car (taxi?). Kat talks about her ambition to the driver and interviews Gia Paloma who's an anal porn queen.. Gia flashes the camera while Alias leers instead of driving. Gia talks about her ambition to be an actress. She looks really cute blonde with a ponytail. I'm surprised Alias hasn't wrecked yet with the amount of times he looks back. Alias turns out to be a member of the "family" as he drives the girls to the agency. Kris Slater the "Director" & Kat the "Director?": Kat catches Kris playing the banjo.
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